BronxWench Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 "He set off on his mission with renewed prepuce." (found in a chapter I was proofreading for a friend) FairySlayer, Cuzosu and Shadowknight12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 As I said in the shoutbox, that was pure gold. Some I've made myself: "I am a neutered side in all of this." "I like the way you simile." "Your eyes are like pools of crisis water." "What the hall is going on here?!" "You move with such grape..." These are very old, since I started getting so many of these I turned off the autocorrect option. Kurahieiritr, FairySlayer and Cuzosu 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittwitch Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 Professionally, the one I love and cherish: Patient has endured lifelong monogamy. Actual dictation: Patient has ENJOYED lifelong monogamy. Docs are still ribbing me for that one. Kurahieiritr, FairySlayer and Cuzosu 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FairySlayer Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 My favorite is an exchange between my beta and me over this sentence: Her tail occasionally whipped sideways as she watched her 'prey' going at it. [EF61] [FS62] [EF63] [EF61] This was a good little statement…at this point Custard has become so much of a ‘girl’ that it’s nice to slip in a little reminder that she’s also a car. [FS62] My ears are burning up because it was so hard to not laugh my ass off when I saw the typo in your comment. [EF63] “I’m Custard…vroom!” XD I wonder if anyone has ever made the opposite mistake in Knight Rider erotica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 "Where's my ale? I'm dying of thrust." Really? Can I be next? Kurahieiritr and Cuzosu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaded_Star Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 I was trying to help a friend edit a terrible star wars fan film. It was pretty bad, but the line: "As long as the Jedi are pursed by the Empire..." Made me cry I was laughing so hard. I got a visual of Darth Vader with a purse, going around putting very small Jedi in it. Cuzosu and Kurahieiritr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asexual Biped Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 I was trying to help a friend edit a terrible star wars fan film. It was pretty bad, but the line: "As long as the Jedi are pursed by the Empire..." Made me cry I was laughing so hard. I got a visual of Darth Vader with a purse, going around putting very small Jedi in it. XD That actually makes me think of Darth Vader running around with a pink, frilly purse and smacking people with it. Cuzosu and bookworm51485 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted December 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 XD That actually makes me think of Darth Vader running around with a pink, frilly purse and smacking people with it. Come to the Dark Side... we have accessories... bookworm51485 and Cuzosu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asexual Biped Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Come to the Dark Side... we have accessories... XD That's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 From a fic I was just skimming in the archive: "I didn't know canine dogs could do that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melrick Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 From a fic I was just skimming in the archive: "I didn't know canine dogs could do that." lol As apposed to what, reptile dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 lol As apposed to what, reptile dogs? Perhaps it was "asinine dogs"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApolloImperium Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 *Looks around, doesn't see any of her many from the shoutbox, so comes clean* From the TwiFic, I fixed it, but still amuzing: "Sliding his hands up the columns of Edward’s legs, Jacob rolled the soft orbs along his fingers, marbling at the difference between the hardness in his mouth and the clay like feel." Cuzosu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 From a story in the archive: Thank you for readying And another: This story in no way represents cannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anesor Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Does that mean the story is always shooting its mouth off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted December 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Proofreading for a friend again... ::sigh:: "Her skin was a dusky grey, her hair off white and her eyes a deep vibrant violate." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight12 Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Proofreading for a friend again... ::sigh:: "Her skin was a dusky grey, her hair off white and her eyes a deep vibrant violate." I see you've escalated from respiratory rape to the ocular kind... my, oh my. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted December 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I see you've escalated from respiratory rape to the ocular kind... my, oh my. It's not a terribly inspiring trend, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonGoddess Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 I suppose gam rape is next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 from the archive: "[He] gave his blessing to woe his niece." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxWench Posted January 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 from the archive: "[He] gave his blessing to woe his niece." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMudblood Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 from the archive: "cupping his sacque" definition: sacque - a woman's full loose hiplength jacket Also: "slipped quickly into her belly" ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittwitch Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 I'm still stuck on the dude who inserted "two fingers into his shaft." Yeoowch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynnoveD Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) This isn't story related but it's hilarious. I was a 911 dispatcher a few years back and when you take a call, you need to send out a description of a suspect or contact, etc. to the police in the area. I type fast already, and at the end of each line you had to hit enter, regardless of typos. *shrug* This is a watered down version of the line that I sent to the officers in the corresponding beat: white male/30s/grn eye/brn buzzcunt Recently I was writing during a rather late night/early morning -- the quote was something like "It was something he had to get sued to..." instead of used. Another was " You sound like you're chewing cocks!" Instead of rocks. Whoops! Edited January 16, 2011 by Synnøve Dain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno-Ninja Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 From the archive: a frequent use of the word "summit" in place of "submit." First time a smut scene has ever made me think of mountains. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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