Shaduan Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Why are you coming at me wielding a cucumber with a condom over it? Because the chickenmonkey told me to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 What's going to be your answer if the cops ask you why you're trying to screw the purple hippo? Follow the map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Which way to Alpha Centuri? The Pope made me do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Why are you wearing that giant hat? Its a collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Why do you attach serial numbers to dead bodies in your basement, Mr. Hannibal Lector? We'll take it slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 So... do y'all like your sex fast or slow? That statement does not stand up to intense scrutiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Do you think politicians might actually have the best interests of the public in mind when they make laws? No more politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 What's the one subject you can think of that you'd be happy never to have to suffer through again? Because Chicken Little said so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Why are we running? Never believe a talking chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 What is the rule you live by? He deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Why did you prepare the talking chicken for dinner? Finger licking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 How's Nanaea today? We all saw that coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Did you see Trae's head explode when that forumite asked if he could put a fluffy little bunny on her member title? Awww, how cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 What did you think of that fluffy little bunny the forumite wanted to put in the title? I said maybe and that's final! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Hey, quampy, we are going out tonight - Yes or No? Chocolates and cherries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 What are you putting on your steak?? BBQ is best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Mr. Demon, what do you use instead of massage oil in Hell? Rub it in in slow circles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 So how do you like sunscreen applied to your back, Madlodger? Oh, *now* you tell me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Quampy, any mortal who gets to apply sunscreen to a half-demon's back becomes automatically enslaved to the said demon. You knew that before you started, right? Hehehe! There is no need to cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 How could you spill my milk?? Leave it for the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Should I clean it up? That wasn't cow's milk at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Why does this milk taste like fish? If I kill one of them, the girls will kill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Why is your apartment overflowing with erotic plot bunnies? Ewww! Take it off of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Did you know you've got a puppy on your shoulder? Just hem it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Why is my skirt dragging the ground? Because I said so - so don't argue with me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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