pittwitch

Thus far, I’ve tried:
Telling off the biggest boss I could find threatened to stab my favorite coworker with a plastic spoon told a client that I’m not Dr. Who and can’t use the Tardis to travel back in time to accommodate their request told same client that they would need to provide the Oujia board to have the dead person sign the documents that they wanted signed yelling at the closest supervisor to me Yelling at email from aforementioned client: “F off, Dickety Dick!” in front of the biggest of the big bosses Asked another client, “What part of ‘your borrower does not want to do that’ did you knot understand?” Stood up with the same coworker, blasted “I Will Survive” while singing along and Dancing at our desks Bit my supervisor’s finger – she had her hand clamped over my mouth when MucketySchmuck was escorting visitors past us on a tour – ruined my perfect window of opportunity  Sat at my desk and filed my nails while waiting for the computer to catch up to me used my cellphone at my desk in full view of everyone walked across the office with my dress tucked in my underwear – granted that was a mistake but … deliberately did not dress up on “visitor day”

Thus far, I’ve tried:
Telling off the biggest boss I could find threatened to stab my favorite coworker with a plastic spoon told a client that I’m not Dr. Who and can’t use the Tardis to travel back in time to accommodate their request told same client that they would need to provide the Oujia board to have the dead person sign the documents that they wanted signed yelling at the closest supervisor to me Yelling at email from aforementioned client: “F off, Dickety Dick!” in front of the biggest of the big bosses Asked another client, “What part of ‘your borrower does not want to do that’ did you knot understand?” Stood up with the same coworker, blasted “I Will Survive” while singing along and Dancing at our desks Bit my supervisor’s finger – she had her hand clamped over my mouth when MucketySchmuck was escorting visitors past us on a tour – ruined my perfect window of opportunity  Sat at my desk and filed my nails while waiting for the computer to catch up to me used my cellphone at my desk in full view of everyone walked across the office with my dress tucked in my underwear – granted that was a mistake but … deliberately did not dress up on “visitor day”

If you figure it out, tell me!
 

I’ll send you all of my best “get fired” vibes  

Forecast for my area says it may get up to 27c/80f on one day next week. We’re not used to this kind of thing. We live in high, cold places for ONE reason! (Alright, two including avoiding hordes of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches.)
I hope ya able to get cooled down in your places tho’ all.

Why are you dancing in the rain?
115 F/ 46.1 C Here in good ol AZ

It’s dragon weather here….

We have a line for melting witches, and it starts all the way back there…. ::points vaguely in the direction of Europe::    

Yep, get paid OT.  But, it would be NICE to be awake to enjoy it!  Ah well.  Going into my third hell week, and then things should be evening out a bit.

I feel your pain.  Training the newbies – who are younger than my children.  As if the work wasn’t exhausting enough!  Good Luck DG!

I feel your pain.  Training the newbies – who are younger than my children.  As if the work wasn’t exhausting enough!  Good Luck DG!

((hugs)) for the Wench.  I’ll light my candle.  Starting to hate biopsies, BTW.

Happy, happy Birthday!

Thank you all!  Another adventure filled trip around the sun indeed!  I’m healing nicely from the surgery.   

Thank you all!  Another adventure filled trip around the sun indeed!  I’m healing nicely from the surgery.   

Thank you all!  Another adventure filled trip around the sun indeed!  I’m healing nicely from the surgery.   

Oh my goodness. I’m sorry. I hope you get well soon.

Oh, my poor Witch! Putting you on the altar for swift healing.  
 

I’ll keep you in my thoughts too, Pittwitch. Get well soon. 

Ow, shit ouch. Fucksakes, horrible for you. I hope you’re doing better after the surgery.

Surgical repair next week.    Too displaced to let it just heal.  

Surgical repair next week.    Too displaced to let it just heal.  

I haven’t been this unnerved since watching a shoplifter lose to an escalator.
Get better soon and I hope your stair aggro stays at zero.

Dear gods, love, you get Mr. Witch to help out, and take it easy for a bit (even if I know you won’t).
 

Well this sucks. I hope you’re back to full health and out of pain soon.