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pittwitch

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  1. Top temperature today was 42.3c (108.1f), but the top ‘feels like’ temperature was 50.3c (122.5f).  Woo!

    I’m ready for autumn now, thank you.

  2. Fell down the Tiktok FF/book binding rabbit hole last night.  SMH.  What is wrong with people?

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Rightfully so!  I was offended as a reader – you, oh bottom feeders, are jeopardizing our “harmless” entertainment.  Go away!

      In our defense, downloaded from AFF is not easy.  As a writer, I tried with one of my stories to take a red pen to it.  NO DICE.

       

       

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  3. Never realized my writing skills would boil down to helping TinyDancer write fellowship applications ...

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      My “succinct” eloquence will always be needed when she’s only allowed 1 page …

       

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  4. My day job has been a gong show of late, troubleshooting AFF's woes has remained on my mind.

    Hoping to start the first phase of unlocking the site this week.  So don't be surprised if you get an email asking to re-verify your email and to change your password. 

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Real life definitely gets in the way!  Thanks for all you do, Manta2g!

       

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  5. Wishing the very happiest birthday ever to my sweet Neko-baby, WillowDarkling! I hope this year brings dreams come true, love! :happykitten: :kittenpurr: :birthday: :bday: :wub:

  6. The happiest of birthdays to @Melrick, and hoping this year brings nothing but good things for you! :hug: :wub:  :birthday:

  7. Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch! Love you! :hug: :wub:  :birthday: :cheers: :bday:

  8. Let’s all raise a glass of mead to @foeofthelance, and wish him a very happy birthday! I’m going to owe you two glasses of mead at the next RenFaire, lad! :lol: :cheers: :wish: :beer:

  9. I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to the amazing Melrick! If it were possible, I’d send you a Key Lime pie from JG Melon’s, but you’ll have to settle for a virtual hug. :hug:

     

  10. Wishing the very happiest of birthdays to my dear Pittwitch. Love you!

    :bday: :wish: :cheers: :twirl:

  11. Day 7 of quarantine.  Things are definitely less than ideal.  :) 

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      They’re slowly getting everyone full functionality.  This was not well planned lol.

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  12. Day 7 of quarantine.  Things are definitely less than ideal.  :) 

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I always work from home but my company sent all 3,000 of the other trained rats home yesterday with the equipment to work from home.  At last check, I’m the only one who is fully functional.  Yay!

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  13. Operation GetFired  is not going well.  I must up my SnarkGame.  :)

     

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Thus far, I’ve tried:

      1. Telling off the biggest boss I could find
      2. threatened to stab my favorite coworker with a plastic spoon
      3. told a client that I’m not Dr. Who and can’t use the Tardis to travel back in time to accommodate their request
      4. told same client that they would need to provide the Oujia board to have the dead person sign the documents that they wanted signed
      5. yelling at the closest supervisor to me
      6. Yelling at email from aforementioned client: “F off, Dickety Dick!” in front of the biggest of the big bosses
      7. Asked another client, “What part of ‘your borrower does not want to do that’ did you knot understand?”
      8. Stood up with the same coworker, blasted “I Will Survive” while singing along and Dancing at our desks
      9. Bit my supervisor’s finger – she had her hand clamped over my mouth when MucketySchmuck was escorting visitors past us on a tour – ruined my perfect window of opportunity 
      10. Sat at my desk and filed my nails while waiting for the computer to catch up to me
      11. used my cellphone at my desk in full view of everyone
      12. walked across the office with my dress tucked in my underwear – granted that was a mistake but …
      13. deliberately did not dress up on “visitor day”
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  14. Keep yer fingers crossed that we get staffing issues finally settled for where I work.  It has been BRUTAL.  Sixty hours worked since Saturday.  And I’m not done.

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I feel your pain.  Training the newbies – who are younger than my children.  As if the work wasn’t exhausting enough!  Good Luck DG!

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  15. So now my mum has lost the sight in her right eye.  Just when things were looking up for her, Mother Nature takes another dump in her lap.  One fucking thing after another.

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Prayers for you & mum, Mel.  I’m very sorry to learn she has even more hurdles ahead.  :(

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  16. Say it with me:  This WILL be a better week!  :)

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      ((hugs)) for the Wench.  I’ll light my candle.  Starting to hate biopsies, BTW.

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  17. Wishing @Melrick the very best of birthdays, and many, many more! :hug: :bday: :birthday: :twirl:

  18. Congrats on another trip around the sun :D@pittwitch

  19. Wishing the lovely @pittwitch the very happiest of birthdays! :hug: :wub: :birthday: :bday: :twirl:

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Thank you all!  Another adventure filled trip around the sun indeed!  I’m healing nicely from the surgery.  :)  

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  20. does not recommend stair surfing.  Things get broken.  Like your neck, your collarbone, and apparently your wrist.  :(

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Surgical repair next week.  :(  Too displaced to let it just heal.  

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  21. does not recommend stair surfing.  Things get broken.  Like your neck, your collarbone, and apparently your wrist.  :(

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      I’m slightly better, if more sore today.  Slowing getting some ability to use my hand again.

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  22. does not recommend stair surfing.  Things get broken.  Like your neck, your collarbone, and apparently your wrist.  :(

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