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Rick_Andrew

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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from JayDee in I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self   
    JayDee, I've never chatted with you, though I've often come away better-informed by your posts, and grateful to you.  Sorry to hear you've lost a close one.  All the best to you JayDee.
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from BronxWench in I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self   
    JayDee, I've never chatted with you, though I've often come away better-informed by your posts, and grateful to you.  Sorry to hear you've lost a close one.  All the best to you JayDee.
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to BronxWench in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Takes a bow…  My work here is done.
     
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to GeorgeGlass in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    I’ve been predicting the Sexbot Uprising for years, but I never thought that @BronxWench would be the cause of it.
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from BronxWench in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Come to think of it, those two are heading out again this weekend !
    My wife says if there’s a bogeyman, she’s sure I can handle him.  
    But they did love how that vacuum ‘droid popped the dust bunnies out my ass.
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to Desiderius Price in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Be careful because that bogeyman can turn those dust bunnies into PLOT BUNNIES!
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from Desiderius Price in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Come to think of it, those two are heading out again this weekend !
    My wife says if there’s a bogeyman, she’s sure I can handle him.  
    But they did love how that vacuum ‘droid popped the dust bunnies out my ass.
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to BronxWench in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Brilliant! Absolutely perfect!
    Now, if we get @GeorgeGlass phone and your vacuum ‘droid to mate… cackles
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to Desiderius Price in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Well, unless your friends are firefighters who need the ladder practice
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to Desiderius Price in Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Beware the auto-correct, it’ll really suck.
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from kagome26isawsome in so my favorite book author has a tiktok and she gave me the great idea based off of h   
    When I was a kid, every night I would chow down on those tuxedo-ish cookies after dinner. 
    But I’m just dense—I never perceived their vast orgasmic potential.  Closest I came was cocking a funny look at that lady in the commercial when she started moaning—then imagined her naked. But at 15 there was only a limited set of women I would not picture naked. It was what my day was for.
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to Desiderius Price in Oh no ! I think I've joined one of those companies where they'll expect me to like--D   
    Aren’t team members supposed to be familiar with one another? 
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from Desiderius Price in Oh no ! I think I've joined one of those companies where they'll expect me to like--D   
    And on this note: As the whole group videoconvened, I reached--behind the laptop--rummaging for my dollar-store glasses.  
    I hear "Uh, Rick ?  It's not that kind of meeting !"  
    And I realize in reaching behind, I had panned the monitor (with built-in cam) downward.  
    I'm glad I dress head-to-toe for a workday !
    Because I wouldn't have chosen to uh...exhibit that zone on a Hallmark.  
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from BronxWench in Tis the season to eat a bulb of garlic every day to keep the vampires at bay.   
    Fret not, Desi—with a trim and the right conditioner, you can get that all-over once-sheddy mane lush! sultry! with a light scent of musk: seductive, like good suede !
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from BronxWench in Tis the season to eat a bulb of garlic every day to keep the vampires at bay.   
    Well, see, what I’ve been doing—set a razor and a can of Barbasol in the wreath, and we haven’t had an unshorn werewolf in years. Although we continue to get Chewbaccas.
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from BronxWench in so my favorite book author has a tiktok and she gave me the great idea based off of h   
    When I was a kid, every night I would chow down on those tuxedo-ish cookies after dinner. 
    But I’m just dense—I never perceived their vast orgasmic potential.  Closest I came was cocking a funny look at that lady in the commercial when she started moaning—then imagined her naked. But at 15 there was only a limited set of women I would not picture naked. It was what my day was for.
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from Desiderius Price in Tis the season to eat a bulb of garlic every day to keep the vampires at bay.   
    Fret not, Desi—with a trim and the right conditioner, you can get that all-over once-sheddy mane lush! sultry! with a light scent of musk: seductive, like good suede !
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to BronxWench in Tis the season to eat a bulb of garlic every day to keep the vampires at bay.   
    It’s not the vampires I worry about.  looks at wreath of wolfsbane on the door…  Have you seen how much a werewolf sheds????  
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from BronxWench in Tis the season to eat a bulb of garlic every day to keep the vampires at bay.   
    So that’s why I never see them at Italian restaurants.
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to Desiderius Price in Oh no ! I think I've joined one of those companies where they'll expect me to like--D   
    Birthday suit, most appropriate for about any situation!   
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to Desiderius Price in Oh no ! I think I've joined one of those companies where they'll expect me to like--D   
    Ack!  The horror!  Well, it is Halloween season, so maybe things will change for the better come November 1st?
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from Desiderius Price in Oh no ! I think I've joined one of those companies where they'll expect me to like--D   
    Halloween...well I am, secretly, not a tie-wearer.  Maybe by Halloween they won't notice if I gradually morph into a suit:  That suit I got on my earliest birthday . Funny--everybody gets one, yet they all look different ! That suit be head-to-toe.
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from BronxWench in Oh no ! I think I've joined one of those companies where they'll expect me to like--D   
    Halloween...well I am, secretly, not a tie-wearer.  Maybe by Halloween they won't notice if I gradually morph into a suit:  That suit I got on my earliest birthday . Funny--everybody gets one, yet they all look different ! That suit be head-to-toe.
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    Rick_Andrew reacted to WillowDarkling in Fasting turns me into a fucking Tinkerbell! I only have space for one emotion at a ti   
    Yups, had a big plate of Japanese Golden Curry and rice once I got home, and then ate a can of Pringles a little while later  Hungry is not a flattering state for me. 
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    Rick_Andrew got a reaction from WillowDarkling in Fasting turns me into a fucking Tinkerbell! I only have space for one emotion at a ti   
    Congrats on completing the fast, Willow ! Was Japanese Golden Curry and rice at the end of that rainbow ?
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