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  1. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, So. Is it colder than a witch’s cunt where y’all are, too? No? Just us? Muh-zurr-uh’s   
    So. Is it colder than a witch’s cunt where y’all are, too? No? Just us? Muh-zurr-uh’s done froze over, folks. 
  2. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from Wilde_Guess for a status update, That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo   
    That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo out in the hallway and realize, oh, no, it’s just the Velcro cat wailing pitifully because you locked him out of the office. 
    Woozle. Because of course, it’s Woozle. Never mind that I locked him out because I have cramps, a headache, and writer’s block, and I don’t feel up to fending off his usual shenanigans. By Shenanigans, I mean shaking slobber everywhere, whining, trying to insinuate his fat butt between the desk and my rack, and trying to scale Mount Mom’s-Desk and causing a landslide.
    Kid, Mama needs to work! Stay in your box!
  3. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo   
    That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo out in the hallway and realize, oh, no, it’s just the Velcro cat wailing pitifully because you locked him out of the office. 
    Woozle. Because of course, it’s Woozle. Never mind that I locked him out because I have cramps, a headache, and writer’s block, and I don’t feel up to fending off his usual shenanigans. By Shenanigans, I mean shaking slobber everywhere, whining, trying to insinuate his fat butt between the desk and my rack, and trying to scale Mount Mom’s-Desk and causing a landslide.
    Kid, Mama needs to work! Stay in your box!
  4. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo   
    That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo out in the hallway and realize, oh, no, it’s just the Velcro cat wailing pitifully because you locked him out of the office. 
    Woozle. Because of course, it’s Woozle. Never mind that I locked him out because I have cramps, a headache, and writer’s block, and I don’t feel up to fending off his usual shenanigans. By Shenanigans, I mean shaking slobber everywhere, whining, trying to insinuate his fat butt between the desk and my rack, and trying to scale Mount Mom’s-Desk and causing a landslide.
    Kid, Mama needs to work! Stay in your box!
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    Ghost-of-a-Chance reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, There’s a lot of bad news out there these days. So I’ve decided that every day for th   
    There’s a lot of bad news out there these days. So I’ve decided that every day for the next week, I’ll post one piece of good news.
    To decrease summer heat and improve air quality, New York City’s city council has decided to up NYC’s tree canopy coverage from 22% to 30%. A lidar-based mapping system will be used to identify places where the new trees would do the most good.
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/30/new-york-city-tree-planting-lidar-mapping
  6. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, Y’all, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I’m editing a new chapter of A New Le   
    Y’all, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I’m editing a new chapter of A New Lease on Life <500 words at a time with ProWritingAid, and the Readability checker gave me such a double take I heard my neck crack. I posted a screenshot on Tumblr because pics or it didn’t happen.
    An (admittedly wordy) paragraph got a hard to read flag. Everything is spelled correctly, but it has several big words regarding language and its various parts and traits. You know. Words like consonants, syllables, dialects, and pronunciation. Hard, however, seems excessive.
    Right above this paragraph is one marked easy to read. The entire thing is written in (intentionally) misspelled Scots and Scots-Gaelic that gave the spelling and grammar checker a stroke…and it’s easy to read…
    …what…the actual…fuck… 
  7. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Y’all, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I’m editing a new chapter of A New Le   
    Y’all, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I’m editing a new chapter of A New Lease on Life <500 words at a time with ProWritingAid, and the Readability checker gave me such a double take I heard my neck crack. I posted a screenshot on Tumblr because pics or it didn’t happen.
    An (admittedly wordy) paragraph got a hard to read flag. Everything is spelled correctly, but it has several big words regarding language and its various parts and traits. You know. Words like consonants, syllables, dialects, and pronunciation. Hard, however, seems excessive.
    Right above this paragraph is one marked easy to read. The entire thing is written in (intentionally) misspelled Scots and Scots-Gaelic that gave the spelling and grammar checker a stroke…and it’s easy to read…
    …what…the actual…fuck… 
  8. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from kagome26isawsome for a status update, While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medic   
    While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medicine down his throat. Woozle, the little shit, let half the dose drip out of his mouth and roll down my shirt and shorts. I grumbled about it—because that medicine stains, turns into tar, and smells like rotten fish a roadkill—and what did Cold say?
    ”Well. Pussy likes to dribble.”
     I married this clown. I married him. (He’s not wrong, though.)
  9. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medic   
    While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medicine down his throat. Woozle, the little shit, let half the dose drip out of his mouth and roll down my shirt and shorts. I grumbled about it—because that medicine stains, turns into tar, and smells like rotten fish a roadkill—and what did Cold say?
    ”Well. Pussy likes to dribble.”
     I married this clown. I married him. (He’s not wrong, though.)
  10. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medic   
    While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medicine down his throat. Woozle, the little shit, let half the dose drip out of his mouth and roll down my shirt and shorts. I grumbled about it—because that medicine stains, turns into tar, and smells like rotten fish a roadkill—and what did Cold say?
    ”Well. Pussy likes to dribble.”
     I married this clown. I married him. (He’s not wrong, though.)
  11. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medic   
    While my husband fed the cats a moment ago, I squirted the younger one’s liquid medicine down his throat. Woozle, the little shit, let half the dose drip out of his mouth and roll down my shirt and shorts. I grumbled about it—because that medicine stains, turns into tar, and smells like rotten fish a roadkill—and what did Cold say?
    ”Well. Pussy likes to dribble.”
     I married this clown. I married him. (He’s not wrong, though.)
  12. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from Wilde_Guess for a status update, Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…   
    Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…
    …needs this correction: 
    I mean, sure, I’m as passionate about fucking as anyone, but that isn’t quite what I was going for there. I can only assume the algorithm assumed Kai’e’ie is a name rather than an emotion and that I was trying to make small talk instead of comparing two different emotional states—Kai’e’ie versus mi’lee’veez—related to intimacy. (Kai’e’ie’: combined from syllables from words meaning love, say, life, and bond; combined, the meaning is, literally love said, life-bound, or figuratively, without you, I die. The fictional people who created this word are apparently as dramatic as I can write them. Mi’lee’veez: the root words in their entirety and proper order mean my dream heart. Sappity-sap-sop, someone get a mop.)
     
    This is what I get for creating a fictional language for my novel. 🙄 J.R.R., you’re a horrible influence.
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    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from kagome26isawsome for a status update, Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…   
    Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…
    …needs this correction: 
    I mean, sure, I’m as passionate about fucking as anyone, but that isn’t quite what I was going for there. I can only assume the algorithm assumed Kai’e’ie is a name rather than an emotion and that I was trying to make small talk instead of comparing two different emotional states—Kai’e’ie versus mi’lee’veez—related to intimacy. (Kai’e’ie’: combined from syllables from words meaning love, say, life, and bond; combined, the meaning is, literally love said, life-bound, or figuratively, without you, I die. The fictional people who created this word are apparently as dramatic as I can write them. Mi’lee’veez: the root words in their entirety and proper order mean my dream heart. Sappity-sap-sop, someone get a mop.)
     
    This is what I get for creating a fictional language for my novel. 🙄 J.R.R., you’re a horrible influence.
  14. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…   
    Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…
    …needs this correction: 
    I mean, sure, I’m as passionate about fucking as anyone, but that isn’t quite what I was going for there. I can only assume the algorithm assumed Kai’e’ie is a name rather than an emotion and that I was trying to make small talk instead of comparing two different emotional states—Kai’e’ie versus mi’lee’veez—related to intimacy. (Kai’e’ie’: combined from syllables from words meaning love, say, life, and bond; combined, the meaning is, literally love said, life-bound, or figuratively, without you, I die. The fictional people who created this word are apparently as dramatic as I can write them. Mi’lee’veez: the root words in their entirety and proper order mean my dream heart. Sappity-sap-sop, someone get a mop.)
     
    This is what I get for creating a fictional language for my novel. 🙄 J.R.R., you’re a horrible influence.
  15. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…   
    Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…
    …needs this correction: 
    I mean, sure, I’m as passionate about fucking as anyone, but that isn’t quite what I was going for there. I can only assume the algorithm assumed Kai’e’ie is a name rather than an emotion and that I was trying to make small talk instead of comparing two different emotional states—Kai’e’ie versus mi’lee’veez—related to intimacy. (Kai’e’ie’: combined from syllables from words meaning love, say, life, and bond; combined, the meaning is, literally love said, life-bound, or figuratively, without you, I die. The fictional people who created this word are apparently as dramatic as I can write them. Mi’lee’veez: the root words in their entirety and proper order mean my dream heart. Sappity-sap-sop, someone get a mop.)
     
    This is what I get for creating a fictional language for my novel. 🙄 J.R.R., you’re a horrible influence.
  16. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…   
    Using AI to edit your smut can be so wild. ProWritingAid decided that this sentence…
    …needs this correction: 
    I mean, sure, I’m as passionate about fucking as anyone, but that isn’t quite what I was going for there. I can only assume the algorithm assumed Kai’e’ie is a name rather than an emotion and that I was trying to make small talk instead of comparing two different emotional states—Kai’e’ie versus mi’lee’veez—related to intimacy. (Kai’e’ie’: combined from syllables from words meaning love, say, life, and bond; combined, the meaning is, literally love said, life-bound, or figuratively, without you, I die. The fictional people who created this word are apparently as dramatic as I can write them. Mi’lee’veez: the root words in their entirety and proper order mean my dream heart. Sappity-sap-sop, someone get a mop.)
     
    This is what I get for creating a fictional language for my novel. 🙄 J.R.R., you’re a horrible influence.
  17. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a foot   
    Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a footrest, a beanbag, countless pillows and blankets, a sunny windowsill with a blanket in it, our bed, and a cat tree. The cats are permitted to have a cuddle, nap, or lazy moment in all of these places. If we don’t catch them first, there’s even a couple baskets of clean laundry that might be comfy.
    …and Woozle wants to sleep on top of a flat of toilet paper jammed into a storage shelf.

    Cats, man. You just can’t make sense of them.
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    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a foot   
    Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a footrest, a beanbag, countless pillows and blankets, a sunny windowsill with a blanket in it, our bed, and a cat tree. The cats are permitted to have a cuddle, nap, or lazy moment in all of these places. If we don’t catch them first, there’s even a couple baskets of clean laundry that might be comfy.
    …and Woozle wants to sleep on top of a flat of toilet paper jammed into a storage shelf.

    Cats, man. You just can’t make sense of them.
  19. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a foot   
    Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a footrest, a beanbag, countless pillows and blankets, a sunny windowsill with a blanket in it, our bed, and a cat tree. The cats are permitted to have a cuddle, nap, or lazy moment in all of these places. If we don’t catch them first, there’s even a couple baskets of clean laundry that might be comfy.
    …and Woozle wants to sleep on top of a flat of toilet paper jammed into a storage shelf.

    Cats, man. You just can’t make sense of them.
  20. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a foot   
    Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a footrest, a beanbag, countless pillows and blankets, a sunny windowsill with a blanket in it, our bed, and a cat tree. The cats are permitted to have a cuddle, nap, or lazy moment in all of these places. If we don’t catch them first, there’s even a couple baskets of clean laundry that might be comfy.
    …and Woozle wants to sleep on top of a flat of toilet paper jammed into a storage shelf.

    Cats, man. You just can’t make sense of them.
  21. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a foot   
    Our cats have access to two cat beds, several chairs, a couch, a couple boxes, a footrest, a beanbag, countless pillows and blankets, a sunny windowsill with a blanket in it, our bed, and a cat tree. The cats are permitted to have a cuddle, nap, or lazy moment in all of these places. If we don’t catch them first, there’s even a couple baskets of clean laundry that might be comfy.
    …and Woozle wants to sleep on top of a flat of toilet paper jammed into a storage shelf.

    Cats, man. You just can’t make sense of them.
  22. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from kagome26isawsome for a status update, My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a coo   
    My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a cookie that appeared to be two different critters stuck together. What’s he suggest? ”Hey. Think we can fix this chimera with alchemy?” 

    No, Cold. HAYELL no. We are not breaking the alchemical taboo in twenty-twenty-anything, this is not the decade to risk it! There are two whole anime series about just why we don’t mess around with that! 
     
  23. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a coo   
    My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a cookie that appeared to be two different critters stuck together. What’s he suggest? ”Hey. Think we can fix this chimera with alchemy?” 

    No, Cold. HAYELL no. We are not breaking the alchemical taboo in twenty-twenty-anything, this is not the decade to risk it! There are two whole anime series about just why we don’t mess around with that! 
     
  24. Like
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a coo   
    My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a cookie that appeared to be two different critters stuck together. What’s he suggest? ”Hey. Think we can fix this chimera with alchemy?” 

    No, Cold. HAYELL no. We are not breaking the alchemical taboo in twenty-twenty-anything, this is not the decade to risk it! There are two whole anime series about just why we don’t mess around with that! 
     
  25. Haha
    Ghost-of-a-Chance got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a coo   
    My smartass husband almost doomed us all. He’s eating animal crackers and found a cookie that appeared to be two different critters stuck together. What’s he suggest? ”Hey. Think we can fix this chimera with alchemy?” 

    No, Cold. HAYELL no. We are not breaking the alchemical taboo in twenty-twenty-anything, this is not the decade to risk it! There are two whole anime series about just why we don’t mess around with that! 
     
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