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Being married to Cold is such an adventure. I’m sitting in my armchair doing needlework with our cat on my lap, and out of nowhere, this guy brings me a piece of cheese. When I accept it—because who says no to free snacks?—he says, “Good, now you should be fascinated.”
This happened twenty minutes ago. I spent that entire time scouring google for an explanation and filling out stroke questionnaires. Turns out he’s not having a stroke. He just has brainrot.
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Behold the power of cheese.
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@Desiderius Price, I say that all the time. Fiction has to follow rules, but reality says, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
@GeorgeGlass, frankly, that’s how I would be kidnapped: someone offering me cheese then shoving me in the trunk. (Plants would be a close second only because I’d be too busy researching growth requirements and toxicity that they’d quickly decide I’m not worth the hassle. Also, if that didn’t happen, they’d toss me out the door after the third random fact about the plant on offer.)
@BronxWench, he kills me sometimes. This guy is going to be the cause of death on my certificate, I guarantee it. He was convinced that the line about fascinating a woman with cheese came from the Bible. I never knew he was a Pastafarian! 😂
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@Ghost-of-a-Chance “Hold my beer and watch this” is a common start to Darwin Awards too.
