Desiderius Price

And in other news, lions can be homosexual too…. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5046653/Gay-lions-seen-Kenya-angers-country-s-moral-policeman.html
 

“I don’t think I’ll ever finish that book on optimism.”

I’m awake again. So, earlier in the Asda, I was just innocently shopping, and this really tall blonde woman walked by me. Then kind of stopped, and looked down at little hobbit me, and smiled. My heart didn’t jump, it did some kind of strange figure eight move. She even had the short hair and everything. Not that I’m saying this was a Brienne lookalike. No. This was definitely a Gwendoline Christie lookalike. Though about ten or fifteen years younger.
I don’t object to this at all. I believe in my narrative wholeheartedly. Gwendoline Christie has to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. And Brienne is beautiful too, no matter what Martin might say. To those two right now she is. That’s okay.
What I do object to, is getting to the checkout, and finding myself looking around for ‘the big woman’ just in case she was there so that I could look at her again. It’s not as if I’ve even written that much of Tormund’s pov, ffs. :/
I swear, this story… *sighs*

Uh-oh, I’ve already broken into the halloween candy...

Uh-oh, I’ve already broken into the halloween candy...

Can we call tomorrow the 25th so we can start posting Halloween stories?  We can go back to the 20th later.

Did I read your interests properly?  M/M snuffs?

Can we call tomorrow the 25th so we can start posting Halloween stories?  We can go back to the 20th later.

Can we call tomorrow the 25th so we can start posting Halloween stories?  We can go back to the 20th later.

And I now have a completed rough draft to my Halloween story!  Yippee!

And I now have a completed rough draft to my Halloween story!  Yippee!

So, the answer to avoid a multi-chapter halloween fic is to add in a well placed flashback.  Seems to do the trick, summarizing the mood (with a nice bonus of not having to add in the minor1 tag).
 

So, the answer to avoid a multi-chapter halloween fic is to add in a well placed flashback.  Seems to do the trick, summarizing the mood (with a nice bonus of not having to add in the minor1 tag).
 

So, the answer to avoid a multi-chapter halloween fic is to add in a well placed flashback.  Seems to do the trick, summarizing the mood (with a nice bonus of not having to add in the minor1 tag).
 

Sigh… trying to come up with a Halloween story without creating another multi-chapter epic.

“Rigg’s and Mortis Discount Mortuary”.

“Rigg’s and Mortis Discount Mortuary”.

“Rigg’s and Mortis Discount Mortuary”.

Do not piss off the indie authors, for we are legion and write better than your average complaint.

Finally managed to get the muse going again, so chapter 23, assuming 24/25 work out, is finished and will be posted at a later date.

Tamper-Resistant outlet: 0, Me: 1.   Victory!  (well, it helped to remove the stupid thing and put in a proper one.)

Having broken the $10 mark on BN.com, I can officially add "Paid author" to the resume. I think, technically, this puts me at Z list status. Y status here we come!

I start typing: "see you soon" -- phone suggests: "see you naked"
I start typing "baby carrots" -- phone suggests: "babymaker"
Never, ever borrow my phone.

So, why does a dating website show ads to other dating websites?

The very happiest of birthdays to the amazing pippychick! Love you, lass!