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  1. The Naming of Cats

    T. S. Eliot
    1888 – 
    1965

    The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
         It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
    You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
    When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
    First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
         Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
    Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
         All of them sensible everyday names.
    There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
         Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
    Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
         But all of them sensible everyday names,
    But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
         A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
    Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
         Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
    Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
         Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
    Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
         Names that never belong to more than one cat.
    But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
         And that is the name that you never will guess;
    The name that no human research can discover—
         But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
    When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
         The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
    His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
         Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
              His ineffable effable
              Effanineffable
    Deep and inscrutable singular name.

    From Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Copyright © 1939 by T. S. Eliot, renewed © 1967 by Esme Valerie Eliot.

  2. The Naming of Cats

    T. S. Eliot
    1888 – 
    1965

    The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
         It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
    You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
    When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
    First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
         Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
    Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—
         All of them sensible everyday names.
    There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
         Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
    Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—
         But all of them sensible everyday names,
    But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
         A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
    Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
         Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
    Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
         Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
    Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—
         Names that never belong to more than one cat.
    But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
         And that is the name that you never will guess;
    The name that no human research can discover—
         But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
    When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
         The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
    His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
         Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
              His ineffable effable
              Effanineffable
    Deep and inscrutable singular name.

    From Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Copyright © 1939 by T. S. Eliot, renewed © 1967 by Esme Valerie Eliot.

  3. So im doing something good for the Children! I get to dress up and be strange to raise money at my store for Children’s Miracle Network! 

  4. Lately, whenever I try to look at the reviews of any of my stories, my browser has been giving me the “Your connection is not private. Attackers might be trying to steal your information from cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards).” Is this happening to anyone else?

  5. According to AI (Google’s), the longest somebody’s stayed in a casino is 51 hours 33 minutes.

  6. According to AI (Google’s), the longest somebody’s stayed in a casino is 51 hours 33 minutes.

  7. back from fanfusion aka con. lol!

  8. Finally can got to a point where I can think of my book again.

    I decided to pause in the rewrite and start the 2nd one. Since by being further down the road I know what happens and can foreshadow things in book 1 better. We’ll see if I went supercrazybonkers or that it works.

  9. The very happiest of birthdays to WillowDarkling, aka my Neko Wenchling. May this be a fabulous year, my darling! 
    :wub::bday::happykitten::licking-cat::kittenpurr:

  10. I’m annoyed, graphics giving me issues on my computer.  ☹️

  11. I’m annoyed, graphics giving me issues on my computer.  ☹️

  12. I’m annoyed, graphics giving me issues on my computer.  ☹️

  13. I’m annoyed, graphics giving me issues on my computer.  ☹️

  14. I had a mini break alone last week.  I had dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant.  Everyone around me was eating fancy meals with glasses of wine and champagne that they were clinking together.  I had pizza, mousse for dessert and a mug of hot chocolate.  I’m a takeaway and fast food joint kind of guy.  These are not my people.

  15. I had a mini break alone last week.  I had dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant.  Everyone around me was eating fancy meals with glasses of wine and champagne that they were clinking together.  I had pizza, mousse for dessert and a mug of hot chocolate.  I’m a takeaway and fast food joint kind of guy.  These are not my people.

  16. I had a mini break alone last week.  I had dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant.  Everyone around me was eating fancy meals with glasses of wine and champagne that they were clinking together.  I had pizza, mousse for dessert and a mug of hot chocolate.  I’m a takeaway and fast food joint kind of guy.  These are not my people.

  17. I had a mini break alone last week.  I had dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant.  Everyone around me was eating fancy meals with glasses of wine and champagne that they were clinking together.  I had pizza, mousse for dessert and a mug of hot chocolate.  I’m a takeaway and fast food joint kind of guy.  These are not my people.

  18. Got about five months to work on a Halloween story.

  19. The procrastination station has returned. :) We have a chatbox zone again in the forums.

  20. I had a gastroscopy done yesterday, without any sedation, since I needed to drive myself home afterwards and carry on looking after mum.  That was… unpleasant.

  21. You should never, and I sincerely repeat never write without first writing an outline of your story—ever!  My story, and my protagonists, have had a new band member foisted on them by the plot-bunnies!  You’ll see him around Chapter 38 or so.  😉

  22. I had a gastroscopy done yesterday, without any sedation, since I needed to drive myself home afterwards and carry on looking after mum.  That was… unpleasant.

  23. You should never, and I sincerely repeat never write without first writing an outline of your story—ever!  My story, and my protagonists, have had a new band member foisted on them by the plot-bunnies!  You’ll see him around Chapter 38 or so.  😉

  24. You should never, and I sincerely repeat never write without first writing an outline of your story—ever!  My story, and my protagonists, have had a new band member foisted on them by the plot-bunnies!  You’ll see him around Chapter 38 or so.  😉

  25. You should never, and I sincerely repeat never write without first writing an outline of your story—ever!  My story, and my protagonists, have had a new band member foisted on them by the plot-bunnies!  You’ll see him around Chapter 38 or so.  😉

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