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“Human Treats now made with 99% recycled humans.”
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So uh, manager got axed but she decided to deadman’s switch and nuke alot of other...enjoyers of group extracurricular activities by sending evidence to HQ directly….
And I knew none of this and walked straight into the aftermath of the hidenburg.
There’s burning bridges… And then there’s nuking the thing.
So the fallout has yet to be determined but on the other hand kinda have to respect going out on your own terms via nuclear fission.
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Feeling a bit… old when somebody review comments that they were born eight days before I first published the story.
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“It’s a foolproof plan.”
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I’ve also just realized that I might have to resurrect a dead character almost six chapters into a story.
Yeah, this “foolproof” plan resulted in a dead character, if he’d had some contingencies covered, it might’ve been a good plan. (However, the dead character was already penned in, this rewrite simply provided a better justification over “random”.)
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“It’s a foolproof plan.”
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@InvidiaRed wrote
QuoteNo plan ever survives first contact with reality or the enemy.
Definitely true! (But had to put the quote here when I was writing it into my character’s dialogue )
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prayers, my family is sick and my mothers in pain. if it is not one thing it is another!
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September 22 is the last day of summer.
September 23 Is the first of Fall.
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people think i am crazy for paying $43 for 4 bottles of Mountain Dew. I might be but i got my hands on that Canadian only Mountain dew! its pretty good!
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people think i am crazy for paying $43 for 4 bottles of Mountain Dew. I might be but i got my hands on that Canadian only Mountain dew! its pretty good!
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People don’t really grow up they just get better at hiding it. Dear lord, having to explain to a construction worker having a temper tantrum that the only reason he can’t login into an app is because of a user error. When he’s at least 6’5 and over eighty pounds heavier is not a good time.
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Y’all, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I’m editing a new chapter of A New Lease on Life <500 words at a time with ProWritingAid, and the Readability checker gave me such a double take I heard my neck crack. I posted a screenshot on Tumblr because pics or it didn’t happen.
An (admittedly wordy) paragraph got a hard to read flag. Everything is spelled correctly, but it has several big words regarding language and its various parts and traits. You know. Words like consonants, syllables, dialects, and pronunciation. Hard, however, seems excessive.
Right above this paragraph is one marked easy to read. The entire thing is written in (intentionally) misspelled Scots and Scots-Gaelic that gave the spelling and grammar checker a stroke…and it’s easy to read…
…what…the actual…fuck…
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Not sure where to put this at but… has anyone been having problem logging into the archive? I’ve been trying for about a couple of weeks now 😩
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Um… did you do the “activation” and “reset” automated emails that were sent out back in February? If not, you’ll need those resent by @BronxWench or other archive moderator.
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Got bitten by plot bunny again and can’t finish cause the half formed idea is drowning out the chapter I’m writing 😅
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@GeorgeGlass Aw, I don’t restrict it as such. Though at this point, trying to remember the full point of the intended joke… too much time
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i was doing so well with my new story and i hit a snag! ugh!
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Woo! ever since I got inscription out I can write since my brain is de-cluttered lol!
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Repeat after me. “Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies should not be counted as breakfast.” No, doesn’t work… munch munch. 🍪 🍪
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Repeat after me. “Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies should not be counted as breakfast.” No, doesn’t work… munch munch. 🍪 🍪
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Got bitten by plot bunny again and can’t finish cause the half formed idea is drowning out the chapter I’m writing 😅
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@GeorgeGlass Sorry if it came across as anything other than trying to continue the joke, sometimes the effort flops.
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Got bitten by plot bunny again and can’t finish cause the half formed idea is drowning out the chapter I’m writing 😅
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@GeorgeGlass Sure, outlaw writing… plot bunnies would wither and die
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Unfortunately, the cat’s never going to be old enough for a beer. He’s in end stage kidney failure, and I get to call up the vet later today 😢
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It’s the little things that one starts to really miss. Going into the bedroom, still expecting him to be on the bed or in the laundry. Or, wanting to go to the back door to see if he’s on the deck waiting to be let inside (I never installed a cat door). Or, even him knocking my chair’s lever so it’s locked back into it upright position.
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