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There are those moments that make me wonder… Why is google maps putting the dining symbol on a pet shop? Go for the amazing sensation of goldfish squirming on the way down?
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“Beware the Ides of March!”
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Et tu?
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Can’t ask for a better end, dying surrounded by friends
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- BronxWench and pittwitch
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At least for the forensic pathologist, the patients aren’t going anywhere, they’re dying to see you
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My potter fanfic has now crossed the 2Mword mark (on the hard drive, it’ll take more for the online total to cross it too).
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Another random quote
Quote“My ex-wife would need three suitcases for a one-night stand.”
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Well, if I wanted crispy squirrel bits, now's the chance, the squirrel must've loved the transformer.
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It was Snape's fault, definitely Snape's fault. He forced me to sample my own potion during class, and there were... side-effects. Madam Pomfrey wasn't able to fully sort me out.
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Found the perfect spot in my story to go on hiatus! Right as I’ve got shark teeth pinching down on Harry, nobody’ll mind a three year wait on that, right? Alternatively, could say eff-it, and kill him outright… THE END! 🤣
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Dunno why my mind came up with this quote, it was there when I woke up...still, be good starter for a story.
QuoteAfter 38 years of marriage, I’m proud to say that my wife is still a virgin.
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...or an opening joke from a Borscht Belt comedy routine. Did you ever visit the Catskills in the ‘60s through the ‘80s? Or, maybe you’re just channeling Rodney Dangerfield or Henny Youngman? In my mind’s ear, I can hear either man saying exactly that on stage.
You could use the quote to open an Al Czervik based Caddyshack fan-fiction.
Cheers!
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It’s provocative to say the least. Maybe the man’s an idiot? Maybe the man’s saying his wife’s too ugly to fuck? Maybe she’s refusing his advances? (And sneakily bopping his sister instead.) Maybe he’s fitted a chastity belt onto her? Number of reasons go through my head, which is about as interesting to the fact the mind spat that out yesterday morning as I woke up.
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Option two would definitely be up Youngman’s alley.
Meanwhile, I’ve been stuck with a Suzanne Vega earworm for the past several hours. And, there’s nothing I can do do do duh do do do duh about it. Not kidding about the earworm, though.
Cheers!
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“Please support my petition to license and regulate hair dryers.” – Frosty the Snowman
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The reference…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONJiTvthmTU
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2023 recap… On my potter fanfic, 736k written, and 106 chapters posted. On Jefferey, 112k written, 19 episodes posted.
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When the mind's stumped, spontaneously add in a murder attempt to the story, that’ll spice things up.
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“I hereby curse thee to always burning thy bacon.”
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Hey now, that’s a little extreme doncha think?
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The dream I was having was a bit weirder, so I came up with that instead.
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- Wilde_Guess and BronxWench
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Guess I’m a bit of a slacker this month, only 129k written
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Happy Turkey Day everybody (though I’m opting for pork loin this year). 🦃
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That fun, awkward moment when you introduce alternate realities, and now need to keep the characters sorted between them.
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First day in a month that I haven’t posted a chapter to my fanfic (other website), feels weird. Still, managed 31-chapters in a row before I ran out of ones ready to post.
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It’s the 30th, so just because I made it to 150k today, does not mean I’ll be able to slide the goal post to 200k. Maybe next month I’ll hit that?