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...When women use tears to win an arguement, or discusion, either way that's just not FAIR!
Hate to mention this, but sometimes when a woman is at THAT point of anger/frustration, tears do happen. I tend to call it "liquid anger". Tends to happen if the woman cares for the other person deeply.
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I swear, I offer to make blankets for my boys, and go and shove a needles through my cuticle. Cue blood and clear discharge of some form over my nail, with added band aid/plaster.
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Thank you so much DG!
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Keep going, and if you can, share it around your friends as well.
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A lovely friend of mine is needing answers for a Mental Health survey for her university (college for you Americans ) (at least 250, though she does have a few already) and I was wondering if anyone could take time out of their day to complete it for her.
http://www.justspeakyourmind.co.uk/
All she needs is english as a first language, so it doesn’t matter where you live, as long as your first language (or even main language) is English and you’re over 18, give it a bash for a lovely friend please
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I've had people that say I've had Ron acting like an utter jerk when in canon he isn't, yet, I'm going on how he behaved when Harry and Ron fell out in the various books. That infamous Weasley temper comes into play, and he says things that are jerkish, or he acts like a jerk towards someone he likes.
If that is bad, or wrong of me, then all I can say is re-read the books and see what I mean. Yes he can be a loyal friend, but some of his actions really made me dislike him as a character in general, same with the way he was slacking off in school.
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Penis names.
Adam's Arsenal,
Appendage,
Arbor Vitae,
Artis's Brush,
Bagpipe,
Bald Headed Mouse,
Balls & Bat, Baloney,
Banana,
Bat,
Bauble,
Bayonet,
Bean,
Beef,
Bell Rope,
Best Leg,
Big Jim & the Twins (Big Willy & the Twins),
Big Uncle,
Bishop's Hat,
Blood Sausage,
Blue Veiner,
Bobbie's Helment,
Boner,
Bop Gun,
Bowsprit,
Breakfeast Boner,
Bushwhacker,
Butter Knife,
Callibistris,
Candle,
Cane,
Captain Standish,
Carrot,
Chicken Wing,
Chod,
Chubby,
Chum,
Cock,
Cod,
Coral Branch,
Crank,
Credentials,
Dawk,
Diamond Cutter (couldn't scratch it),
Dick,
Ding Dong,
Dingle Dangle,
Dingus,
Dirk,
Do-Dad,
Doohickey,
Dong,
Donkey's Ear,
Doodle Dandy,
Dork,
Drumstick,
Elephant's Trunk,
Family Jewels,
Fiddle Bow,
Fire Poker,
Fishing Rod,
Flagdoodle (Flagpoll),
Flue,
Foreman,
Frigamajig,
Gadget,
Gag Stopper (Gagger),
Giggle Stick (only very small),
Girlometer,
Fladius,
Goober,
Gooseneck,
Hammer,
His Eminence,
Horn,
Hose,
Hot Dog,
Intrument,
Irish Root,
Iron Bar,
Jiggling Bone,
Jing Jang,
John Thomas,
John Willie,
Johnson,
Johnson County,
Joint (you can smoke it),
Jones Joy Stick,
Joy Toy,
Junior,
Key,
Kick Stand,
Knob,
Kracken (unleash the...),
Lance,
Length,
Lickin' Stick,
Little Brother,
Little Colonel (promoted to General after a particularly successful conquest),
Little Davey,
Little Fireman,
Little General,
Little Man with the Helmet,
Lizard,
Love Dart,
Love Muscle,
Love Wand,
Magic Twanger,
Magic Wand,
Main Vein,
Majestic Spire,
Man Fruit (what really got Eve),
Mahood,
Manliness,
Man Root,
Master of Ceremonies,
Meatstick,
Meat Whistle (wet yours here),
Member,
Monkey (spank it),
Mr. Happy,
Mr. Johnson,
Mr. merrymaker,
Mr. Tom,
Nimrod,
Old Blind Bob,
Old Fellla,
Old Faithful (watch it blow/get blown),
Old Hornington,
One-Eyed Milkman (always delivers),
One-Eyed Pocket Trout,
One-Eyed Trouser Snake,
One-Eye[d] Willy,
Organ,
Peacemaker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Pen,
Pencile (they can write in the snow)
Pendulum,
Pepperoni,
Perch (sit on this one),
Pestle (it'll pound you),
Peter (saintly good),
Phallus,
Piccolo (blow on it),
Pickle,
Pied Piper (magically attractive),
Pile Driver,
Pink Torpedo,
Pipe,
Piston,
Plaything,
Pleasure Piston,
Plug,
Po Po (it'll arrest your thought process),
Pointer,
Pole,
Pony,
Porkeroon,
Pork Sword,
Post,
Priapus,
Prick,
Pride and Joy,
Privates (often public),
Probe,
Prod,
Prong,
Pud,
Pump Handle,
Purple Headed Warrior,
Putz,
Quarter Master,
Quill,
Quimshake (it'll make yours...)
Radish,
Red Cap (it's an evil lil' thing),
Rhubarb,
Rod,
Rolling Pin,
Rooster,
Root,
Rudder,
Saber,
Saint Peter,
Salem,
Scepter (it'll make you say “your majesty”),
Schlong,
Schvance,
Schvanschtuker,
Screwdriver,
Shaft,
Shillelagh,
Short Arm,
Sir Martin Wagstaff,
Skin Flute,
Spindle,
Spout,
Staff,
Stalk,
Stanley,
Stargazer,
Stem,
Stiffy,
Strap,
Sword,
Tackle,
Tallywhacker,
Tassel,
Tee Tee,
Tent Stake,
Thing,
Thingamabob,
Third Leg,
Thron,
Throbber,
Tickle Tail,
Ticjler,
Tinker,
Tool,
Toy,
Tube Steak,
Ugly,
Uncle Dick,
The Unemployed,
Upright Citizen,
Veinous Maximus,
Wand,
Wang Wang Dang Doodle,
Wankle,
Wares,
Waterworks,
Wazoo,
Weapon,
Wedding Kit,
Weenie,
Weiner,
Whacker,
Whistle,
Whizzer,
Wick,
Wife's Best Friend,
Wigga Wagga,
Willy,
Winkle,
Woofy,
Worm,
Ying Yang,
Zubrick
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Chapters I tend to try and keep under 6k. The one I'm currently writing is averaging at just under 2500.
Short stories on the other hand are anywhere between 140 characters (twitfics for DD+DT) to well, the skies the limit!
- Anesor and Arian-Sinclair
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Pen Name; KerantliDreamer
Story Link; http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600103274&chapter=21
Type of fic; Twitfic
Rating; N/A
Fandom; Original
Pairing; N/A
Warnings; N/A
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My favourite review should be in my signature.
Makes me laugh every time I see it
- Cuzosu, BookMaggot, magicmau5 and 1 other
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I can be horrible with grammar, and I can stress over it for days to months after I've written something. It isn't that I never learned how to use grammar properly (as I did, and have since also been looking at many grammar websites out there), it is more from the fact that I do (more often than what I would like) forget to insert a comma or a full stop at any given moment. In doing that, I still manage to skip over one or two areas that still need either one of the two in there or maybe even both!
I am dyslexic, and do tend to stick with a simpler way of writing just to keep me sane and not get in a mood over my writing and end up giving up on it half way through when I can't think of the word I need. I even manage that when I'm speaking to someone, and if they have not known me all that long, it's confusing for them as well as for me. I'm lucky that Pooka understands what I mean at any given moment, as I will either say the wrong thing for the moment and mean something totally different, or I will forget what I am saying and have verbal diarrhea in the form of squeaks and silly noises that sort of sound like words. It is quite amusing for my friends though, even if it isn't for me
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I missed this thread, all because I didn't check anywhere during NaNo.
I managed to get 50k on the 17th, very silly early too - 1:10am GMT time.
I have the bad habit of not leaving much in the way of plot holes, I don't keep my inner editor shut up in a cupboard or she gets VERY shouty and derails my plots more than what my muse does!
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Never expected this to turn into a hot topic!
And was never suggesting a good proportion of authors on here were bloody thirsty socio-paths
Maybe a bit tapped in the head, but I think that goes for a good 99.9% of Authors anyway (I know I am)
- JayDee, Cuzosu and BronxWench
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Not as good as some of mine form last NaNo, but I managed to type "fiddernet" instead of "different" a few times...
Curse Write or Die and not being able to change typos until the time is over!
- Cuzosu and botticelliangel
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I don't think I have posted in here yet, but even if I have, I am again.
I'm in the camp that falls under "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
I can be rather blunt when it comes to people, so I tent to stay quiet when it comes to reviewing a story I really did dislike, to the point of clicking the little back arrow that has been a saviour for me.
I have one regular reviewer on one of my newer fics on here, that has been there since I posted it in July this year, and they have put up with my flakey postings, and the plot holes, rambling sentences (sort of like this one... ish.. I think).
She points out the flaws I missed when writing it originally, and I put all that into a pot in my head marked "To keep looking into" that gets bigger and bigger each time I post one of the chapters on there.
I'm not one to expect a review, I think I get one per 3 or 4 chapters on average which I really don't mind. The ones I do dislike on the other hand are the ones that say "UPDATE TODAY!" type of ones I get mostly on the Pit.
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Apologies if this ends up being in the wrong area...
However, I've always been very interested in the mentality behind the more violent scenes in novels. For example, those that write the really gory scenes including but not limited to torture, gore, rape and others along those lines.
Like on the first page of Originals, I counted 9 out of 20 fics that has at least one of those elements in the warnings, and I know there may be more that have missed it out in the summary. That is almost half of the fics on just the first page.
I'm just interested in why so many people do go into it all. Personally not my preference, and I'm certainly not bashing anyone that writes it. I really am just wanting to understand the mentality behind it.
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A one or two shot should be okay for something like this.
Fuzzy sight is very possible, depending on the strength of the alcohol in the drink (though, its also a good idea to have a short-sighted character go out without glasses and have a few strong drinks).
The whole "appearances doesn't matter" is a good one too
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It is plausible, but at the same time missing a hell of a lot.
Getting drunk has quite a varied effect on a person, and will obviously differ. I'm going on what I know of getting drunk, which is the slightly fuzzy vision, usually after a good 4 units of alcohol, or 4 spirits with UK measurements.
There is also the unfortunate side effect of lack of sex drive, which I've usually found affects men more than women. However - the mind blank from the night before can happen with the right amount of alcohol, but that corresponds with the whole getting it up issue pointed out earlier - which could happen way over the daily limit of alcohol consumption (3-4 units for men, 2-3 units for women).
As for forgetting about someone you've slept with, unless they were shockingly bad, or the character was just on the fine line of being able to get it up but not finishing what they started, or the 2nd character left before the 1st person woke up, it can be hard to forget unless you really wanted to. yes, faces fade, as do names (if one was ever given in the first place) but the memories don't.
All in all, its an okay plot idea, but to stretch it out to over 20 chapters without a lot of work might prove too - not difficult - but a bit if a pain in the butt
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Which publication is it Apollo? I could probably get a copy the month/week the article will be printed and upload photos of the article
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Sending a PM Apollo
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Pen Name - Kerantli
Story Link - http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600103274&chapter=20
Type - Twitfic
Rating - N/A
Fandom - Original
Pairing - N/A
Warnings - N/A
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I was reading something on the Pit just the other day that had Wall-of-text then (so-and-so's thoughts) and also (bits like this) in the middle that were authors notes.. It really broke the flow of the story, not that there was much of a flow to begin with though..
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That's the thing with those of us from the UK, as some American TV shows has made it over here - we're starting to pick up the way Americans talk.
But our British slang (bloody hell, balls, oh 'eck) has also made it's way into some Americans vocabulary - especially with Harry Potter being British. I know when talking to some of my American friends, I can come out with some right corkers that they then have to ask me what I mean. And with slang - it varies from region to region, something you'd hear in London you might not hear further up north of the country.
Like Daye - British English is my norm, I've had someone from America ask me "what is a University?" in a review recently, something I never thought I'd have to explain to anyone..
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For your family tree's Family Echo
Week 228 - 10 January 2016
in Weekly Prompt
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Pen Name: KerantliDreamer
Story link: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600103274&chapter=22
Review replies link: N/A
Type of fic: Drabble
Rating: Adult
Fandom: Original
Pairing: N/A
Warnings: N/A