BronxWench

Okay, that's a decent list, actually, and you'll notice that there is NO fruit mentioned at all. This is GOOD. We are not a salad bar, after all.
You have two of your women being C cup, and that measurement, 36 and 42, refers to the band, or the part of the bra that wraps around the body. I'm going to assume those are inch measurements, since we're talking adult women here. 42 inches for a band is a woman with a wide back and a broad build. If that's what you're going for, that's great, but... Marilyn Monroe wore a 36D. Salma Hayek is a 36C. Kim Kardashian is a 32DD. Katy Perry is a 32D. So, you see, it's the cup size that's the fullness of the breast, not the band. For visuals, read this.
As I said in the shoutbox, and I'll repeat it here for any other curious authors, I myself prefer not to be told a specific size for breasts, or for penises. I have a terrific imagination. That's why I'm a writer, because I have all these imaginary worlds and people in my head. So, give my imagination something to do when I'm reading. If you describe breasts as "lush," I'm going to have an image in my head that is pleasing and sexy. If you tell me the breasts are 36DD, I'm going to start thinking about how I should probably check and see if Victoria's Secret is having any good sales, or maybe I can look online... and you've lost me. I'm shopping, not reading your story.
Engage your readers by engaging their imaginations, not by writing a catalog.

And now all I can picture is John Malkovich penning a letter while resting the paper on Uma Thuman’s back…  

Maybe getting one character getting the other’s name slightly wrong?  Something that’s eerily similar to another’s name?

Okay, well I’ll have to check that out. Again, not for this particular story but maybe for another one.

Hi, Deadman.
The reference is to “Cold Ethyl” by Alice Cooper.  If your story is BTVS, that’s even better.  To paraphrase Hall and Oates, “Some chicks are better left undead...”
Cheers?

And now all I can picture is John Malkovich penning a letter while resting the paper on Uma Thuman’s back…  

BLACKADDER!!!  
I’m emailing you the links to reactivate your account. There’s been some changes to the archive, as you might have noticed, but once you get used to them, it’s really quite smooth. (Well, aside from a few lingering glitches, but we’re working on those, I promise!)
We updated most of the FAQs for the archive, but once you’ve reactivated, you should have no trouble editing your stories, adding chapters, and so on, as well as adding new stories. And if you run into an issue, give a shout!

Ah, well that could be very good for what I’m thinking then. Some licking would be involved but maybe not focused on that.

Trust me, my brain is a dreadful place.  

Actually, given how often we lick our lips, or drink a beverage, or eat, lipstick on lips will go away faster.

Hi, all.
… perhaps even more so if her name is Ethyl?
Cheers!

Maybe she rubs an ice cube over her lover's lips before they kiss, and afterward says, "Mmm, I love them cold." This would be especially pause-worthy if she works in a morgue or a funeral home.

I’m not sure how you got there as a thought, but okay then.

Trust me, my brain is a dreadful place.  

And now all I can picture is John Malkovich penning a letter while resting the paper on Uma Thuman’s back…  

If you’re using it 2-3 times a day on lips, a month or so. If you’re writing critiques of your neighbor’s parking on the windshield, less than a week.  
 

And now all I can picture is John Malkovich penning a letter while resting the paper on Uma Thuman’s back…  

If you’re using it 2-3 times a day on lips, a month or so. If you’re writing critiques of your neighbor’s parking on the windshield, less than a week.  
 

Hi, all.
… would spreading your newspaper across her shoulder-blades to read while engaging in the act be a bit too much?  Or perhaps using her breasts to prop up your smartphone but not using it for the camera?
 
Cheers!

If you’re using it 2-3 times a day on lips, a month or so. If you’re writing critiques of your neighbor’s parking on the windshield, less than a week.  
 

If you’re using it 2-3 times a day on lips, a month or so. If you’re writing critiques of your neighbor’s parking on the windshield, less than a week.  
 

If you’re using it 2-3 times a day on lips, a month or so. If you’re writing critiques of your neighbor’s parking on the windshield, less than a week.  
 

It’ll smear nicely, especially on sheets and clothing, and if it’s just subject to skin on skin contact, it’ll smear on both (or more) parties before it gets rubbed off.

Actually, the moisturizer in the lipstick itself. However, sweat, or drinking liquids/eating food is going to wear the lipstick away faster.

What my Witch said. I find the more moisturizing the lipstick, the faster it vanishes.