BronxWench

I feel like Dobby since I only have to stomach episode 8 and I can leave RoP behind for good thank god.

For sale, one left leg, slightly used, going cheap… gimpy left hip included… 

Full read only mode.  Hacker attacked the chapters tables. Thier malice is wearing on my nerves.  Dg and I will deep dive after our respective day jobs. 

Caught the ass hat hacker in the act…..  The ass is a member and targeting the story manager story info update. Restored the db from an earlier clone and have now laid a trap….

Partial ready-only mode, story manager unlocked. Profile editing will unlock in a couple of hours. Trying to figure out where exactly our hacker is getting in.

Sitting in read only again for a bit, Ass hat hacker attacked again. I need to get a couple of hours sleep before I look at the code. Had to roll back 24 hours  

@manta2g Thank you for the Birthday present! haha! I kid I kid. Sincerely thank you as rest of the mods as well.
Going to enjoy my birthday <3

Story Manager is now Live!!!!

I’m curious what do y’all think of AI Art?

Tough part about writing this Halloween story?   No sex.

RoP should be used as a sleep aid. Episode 6 made me sleep. Apparently sacrificing the only fortified structure for miles if not days and managing not to kill anyone with it was a bad move. Who knew?
Right when it started getting actiony suddenly NyQuil mode engaged.
The good shot was evil herself watching as Mount Doom erupts.
 

The archives are slowly creeping to life! The New indexes are roling out with some changes I’m sure authors will like.

Had a nightmare that Rings of Power went on for 10 seasons.

Archive repairs & recode are sitting at around 50% done.  Archives are next followed by the story manager.
If you like what you see so far please donate to the site and if you feel generous say it’s a bribe for me to work faster  .

Rings of power can be summed as thus
Galadriel is pretty much the greater evil of the story and at this point only Sauron himself is capable of knocking her down a peg. No, I’m not joking. She has glimmers of self-awareness that flicker and fade just as quickly as the story itself won’t let her be wrong.( She’s pretty much the most empowered Mary Sue in recent history) The Harfoots are evil to the core. Let’s leave them to die turned to lets steal their wheels so they’ll absolutely die. Forget orcs, the only reason anyone is alive is because they’re avoiding these murder monsters. Orcs are more sympathetic and they’re the minions of evil. Exiling evil herself absolutely was the right call as even when she’s apologizing for manipulating someone. She’s still un-apologetically doing it. “Because I cannot stop” Durin’s subplot is the best part of RoP. The actors are having fun with what they’re given. The only reason sauron’s acolytes are about is they want to steal the Harfoot’s unabashed evil for themselves and for screen time. The Mithril thing.

Alrighty then…
I watched Episode 5 of the Rings of Power.  
There is so much wrong in this episode I don’t even know where to start!
 Mithril is not a melted Silmaril.  The Silmarilli cannot be destroyed.   Galadriel is wearing the sigil for the House of Feanor.  She is not of that house.  She is of the House of Finarfin. Tar-Miriel never went to Middle Earth.  In fact, when Ar-Pharazon goes to Middle Earth, by this time, he has forced Tar-Miriel into marriage and usurped the throne of Numenor.  She is supposed to be Queen Regnant, not Queen Regent. I could go on further, but this episode has me even more furious at how they have destroyed the legendarium.

Took a short break as I’ve noticed a lot of invalid avatars in the user profiles.
New Drfault Avatar

I think we all need to agree that Rings of Power counts as a crime against humanity and amazon sued for war crimes. Episode five… here I come.

I actually did start a LOTR darkfic half drunk.
 
One of the most anachronistic things I’ve ever written and it involved gandalf getting knocked out by a amazon prime box hitting him in the head and him tumbling down Orthanc

In honor of that soulless bleak caricature that is the hell I’ve been forced to watch that is rings of power.
I kinda want to do a porn heavy, LOTR dark fanfic safe in the knowledge of no matter what I do.
It will never approach the level of desecration that amazon has inflicted on the rest of us.
The LOTR stories on this site is lightyears better even the bleak gritty ones and for that they all should be commended and certainly celebrated.

It’s mortgage FREEDOM day!  One less landlord in my life.

Welp back to job hunting though I don’t want to worry anyone
 
noissecer si ereh

So uh first time I’ve been hired then released within the first day. So either it was a fluke or the economy might not be doing well.

“Okay Google, in 30 minutes, remind me to put lube on my bike chain."
30 minutes later, I get “Put boob on my bike chain.”
Sounds uncomfortable.

okay 3 chapters left. I’m going to to try to find a better job so I can nip another problem in the bud. The grand irony of all. Money.