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BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo
That moment when you keep hearing a soprano velociraptor playing one-sided Marco Polo out in the hallway and realize, oh, no, it’s just the Velcro cat wailing pitifully because you locked him out of the office.
Woozle. Because of course, it’s Woozle. Never mind that I locked him out because I have cramps, a headache, and writer’s block, and I don’t feel up to fending off his usual shenanigans. By Shenanigans, I mean shaking slobber everywhere, whining, trying to insinuate his fat butt between the desk and my rack, and trying to scale Mount Mom’s-Desk and causing a landslide.
Kid, Mama needs to work! Stay in your box!
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BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Good news, day 2: Even though there’s a lot of talk about shoplifting these days, it’
Good news, day 2:
Even though there’s a lot of talk about shoplifting these days, it’s less common now than it was before the pandemic.
Is Shoplifting Really Surging?
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BronxWench reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, There’s a lot of bad news out there these days. So I’ve decided that every day for th
There’s a lot of bad news out there these days. So I’ve decided that every day for the next week, I’ll post one piece of good news.
To decrease summer heat and improve air quality, New York City’s city council has decided to up NYC’s tree canopy coverage from 22% to 30%. A lidar-based mapping system will be used to identify places where the new trees would do the most good.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/30/new-york-city-tree-planting-lidar-mapping
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BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Happy Turkey Day everybody (though I’m opting for pork loin this year). 🦃
Happy Turkey Day everybody (though I’m opting for pork loin this year). 🦃
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BronxWench reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, Happy thanksgiving eve! also have a happy and safe thanksgiving!
Happy thanksgiving eve! also have a happy and safe thanksgiving!
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BronxWench got a reaction from Wilde_Guess for a status update, Wishing a very Happy Birthday to our very own @DemonGoddess May it be a wonderful day
Wishing a very Happy Birthday to our very own @DemonGoddess
May it be a wonderful day, and an even better year!
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BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, Wishing a very Happy Birthday to our very own @DemonGoddess May it be a wonderful day
Wishing a very Happy Birthday to our very own @DemonGoddess
May it be a wonderful day, and an even better year!
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BronxWench reacted to WillowDarkling for a status update, https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2023/11/10/threat_of_civil_protection_declare
https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2023/11/10/threat_of_civil_protection_declared/
Yeah… so, the parental units and baby sis with her fam are all living in the town next to these, and the threat of an eruption is growing larger, so I’d greatly appreciate all and any vibes of the good and safety kind to be sent their way if you can spare them, and if you have any gods or goddesses that you are on friendly terms with I’d also appreciate any pokes you’d be willing to give them on my family’’s behalf. This shit is getting scary now that the threat of an eruption is so close to town. Thank you, all.
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BronxWench got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings
As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings of Samhain to all! 🌖
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BronxWench got a reaction from InBrightestDay for a status update, As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings
As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings of Samhain to all! 🌖
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BronxWench reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, Happy halloween blessed Samhain!
Happy halloween
blessed Samhain!
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BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings
As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings of Samhain to all! 🌖
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BronxWench got a reaction from Deadman for a status update, As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings
As the wheel turns and the veil thins, we honor those who came before. The blessings of Samhain to all! 🌖
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Spent a coupled days in Williams. Its touristy place celebrating route 66 but it feel
Spent a coupled days in Williams. Its touristy place celebrating route 66 but it feels like a small town pearled in time. The gateway to the grand canyon lol.
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BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, “ Human Treats now made with 99% recycled humans.”
“Human Treats now made with 99% recycled humans.”
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, So uh, manager got axed but she decided to deadman’s switch and nuke alot of other...
So uh, manager got axed but she decided to deadman’s switch and nuke alot of other...enjoyers of group extracurricular activities by sending evidence to HQ directly….
And I knew none of this and walked straight into the aftermath of the hidenburg.
There’s burning bridges… And then there’s nuking the thing.
So the fallout has yet to be determined but on the other hand kinda have to respect going out on your own terms via nuclear fission.
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BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Feeling a bit… old when somebody review comments that they were born eight days befor
Feeling a bit… old when somebody review comments that they were born eight days before I first published the story.
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BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, “It’s a foolproof plan.”
“It’s a foolproof plan.”
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BronxWench reacted to manta2g for a status update, SSL maintenance has been done on the archives. Still working on bug fixes, the day jo
SSL maintenance has been done on the archives. Still working on bug fixes, the day job has been a nightmare.
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BronxWench reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, people think i am crazy for paying $43 for 4 bottles of Mountain Dew. I might be but
people think i am crazy for paying $43 for 4 bottles of Mountain Dew. I might be but i got my hands on that Canadian only Mountain dew! its pretty good!
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, People don’t really grow up they just get better at hiding it. Dear lord, having to e
People don’t really grow up they just get better at hiding it. Dear lord, having to explain to a construction worker having a temper tantrum that the only reason he can’t login into an app is because of a user error. When he’s at least 6’5 and over eighty pounds heavier is not a good time.
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BronxWench reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, Y’all, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I’m editing a new chapter of A New Le
Y’all, I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. I’m editing a new chapter of A New Lease on Life <500 words at a time with ProWritingAid, and the Readability checker gave me such a double take I heard my neck crack. I posted a screenshot on Tumblr because pics or it didn’t happen.
An (admittedly wordy) paragraph got a hard to read flag. Everything is spelled correctly, but it has several big words regarding language and its various parts and traits. You know. Words like consonants, syllables, dialects, and pronunciation. Hard, however, seems excessive.
Right above this paragraph is one marked easy to read. The entire thing is written in (intentionally) misspelled Scots and Scots-Gaelic that gave the spelling and grammar checker a stroke…and it’s easy to read…
…what…the actual…fuck…
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BronxWench reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Woo! ever since I got inscription out I can write since my brain is de-cluttered lol!
Woo! ever since I got inscription out I can write since my brain is de-cluttered lol!
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BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Repeat after me. “Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies should not be counted as breakfast
Repeat after me. “Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies should not be counted as breakfast.” No, doesn’t work… munch munch. 🍪 🍪