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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, As we traveled to my brother's place this morning for Thanksgiving, my wife said to e
As we traveled to my brother's place this morning for Thanksgiving, my wife said to every shuttle driver and airport worker, "Thank you for working today."
She's awesome.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My wife euphemistically refers to “Mia: Confessions of a Dickgirl” as my “detective s
My wife euphemistically refers to “Mia: Confessions of a Dickgirl” as my “detective story” because it’s about someone with a private dick.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Words I would like to see less often in headlines: “blasts,” “slams,” and “outrages.”
Words I would like to see less often in headlines: “blasts,” “slams,” and “outrages.”
Words I would like to see more often in headlines: “twerks,” “flashes,” and “humps.”
Of course, I realize that more articles in the second category would probably lead to more in the first.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, FYI, googling “Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them” garners 11,500 hits.
FYI, googling “Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them” garners 11,500 hits.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone: I start typing “
What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone:
I start typing “bread”; phone suggests “breasts.”
I start typing “half-and-half”; phone suggests “half-assed.”
Have I mentioned that no one should ever borrow my phone?
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ f
Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ forecast before you decide to take your bike to work.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I love my pets, but I think it's creepy when people start acting like their pets are
I love my pets, but I think it's creepy when people start acting like their pets are their children. On my commute this morning, I saw a car with a sticker that read, “My child has four paws.” I found myself wondering, if this person were in a burning building and had to choose between rescuing their dachshund or a neighbor's child, which one would they save?
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So I had 400 words to go on NaNoWriMo, and I couldn’t think of what else to write. Th
So I had 400 words to go on NaNoWriMo, and I couldn’t think of what else to write. Then my wife says, “Write a sex scene. You might as well play to your strengths.”
There is now a sex scene. And I’m at 50,000!
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I had an MRI on my shoulder today, and I have to say, there is nothing like being hel
I had an MRI on my shoulder today, and I have to say, there is nothing like being held motionless in a tube for 35 minutes to get you doing serious mental work on your writing projects. Among other things, I figured out what the first scene of my next novel will be, and I worked out the details of the sex scene in the upcoming chapter of “Multiversity.” I should spend more time in tubes.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I start typing: "see you soon" -- phone suggests: "see you naked" I start typing "bab
I start typing: "see you soon" -- phone suggests: "see you naked"
I start typing "baby carrots" -- phone suggests: "babymaker"
Never, ever borrow my phone.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I’m trying to fill a position at work, and today someone named Marcia Brady applied.
I’m trying to fill a position at work, and today someone named Marcia Brady applied. Kismet?
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Eddie Forever is finished! 177 manuscript pages, 64,000 words. Whew!
Eddie Forever is finished! 177 manuscript pages, 64,000 words. Whew!
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Maine lawmakers’ not using the Oxford (serial) comma cost a dairy company $10 million
Maine lawmakers’ not using the Oxford (serial) comma cost a dairy company $10 million.
Honestly, I don’t see why every style guide doesn’t recommend using the Oxford comma. What’s the down side?
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Latest sign that I’m too often using my phone to write porn: The first suggestion aft
Latest sign that I’m too often using my phone to write porn: The first suggestion after I type “big” is “melons.”
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, “ Comfort and Joy ” is finally done! And only 8 days after Christmas.
“Comfort and Joy” is finally done! And only 8 days after Christmas.
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, And to all a good night!
And to all a good night!
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FairySlayer reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, For once, I’m kind of glad that I live in a US state where the presidential candidate
For once, I’m kind of glad that I live in a US state where the presidential candidates don’t bother to campaign.