With Eternal Love, Imasuky Lomae

'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, mainly Keith Inc., in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--"

BROTHER AnimeDevilDog: "--Skip a bit, Sister"

SISTER BlueDragon: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to ten. No more. No less. Ten shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be ten. Eleven shalt thou not count, nor either count thou nine, excepting that thou then proceed to ten. Twelve is right out. Once the number ten, being the tenth number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe (Keith), who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

And if Thy hand grenade does not snuffith Keith, please horribly mangle him for enough time that I may create a bloody massacre, in Thy holy Name, before he can kill me yet again!"

**Disclaimer: I have obviously manipulated a famous quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This is not coincidental, however the main quote belongs to the movie and all of it's affiliates and underlings. I do not own Monty Python, nor do I make any money off of this writing. This is merely an attempt to cover my ass; also a plea to not be killed by Keith Inc. for about ten minutes (or even 30) in between the times in which he consistently kills me over and over and over again, so that I can have my own happy little bloody massacre and go up in the world before he kills me again.**

Whew! Thanks again and take care!

Should you choose to opt out, MAKE SURE to visit the store, open a bank account and transfer all your points to your bank account. Otherwise, they'll go away. I DO have this set to not reset now, but I'd rather have your points safe, so please bank them before opting out.

To opt out, you go to your user panel (My Controls) select the battle mod options, and tell it to opt you out.

Keith is Number One...

But...what the hell are them? how do I use them, and what are they useful for?

I can't seem to find an answer by myself so I'm asking you. I hope it's not a stupid question: I often tend to make those.

"KEITH!!! KEITTHHH!!!!!"

(Ok, maybe I have watch the movie ST2:TWOK one too many times...)

(COME ON! keith Inc. Inc CAN afford to be attacked multiple times by me lol. The guy has more hp than God!)

I was wondering if, when you attack someone too soon, the time remaining before you could attack again could be added to the notice that the forum sends you to. I imagine that it should not be too difficult for such an addition to be made, where as the server knows how long it has been since you attacked, and how long you have to wait between attacks.

Today, after killing all the opponents that provide me more than 1 experience point for their death, i was within 50 points of a level up.

And i had fifty attacks left...Crawled over the level threshold by the skin of my teeth.

Oh, and i am guessing that the trophy icons are not automatic?

I had to opt out of the Pro Battle for a while because I think I got up to like . . . level 80? And the potions and tonics it took to keep me from dying, to regain my strength and health, and all that other good stuff was just to expensive! I didn't have enough dough to keep me in the game! I would have been broke in a day!

Now i'm playing games everyday trying to scrape up enough naughty points to be able to play again! At least enough so I can play off the daily interest and not worry about using up every naughty point I have. ~Sigh~ Who knows how long it's going to take though.

Oceans of Love, ~Marian the Blackadder~

For the longest time, any time i attacked Dominic Shade it was tantamount to suicide. No matter what. Even if i attacked everyone else until i missed, then figured i was statistically free from such... If i attacked DS first...if i cycled the weapons in case it was a punishment for using the same weapon twice in a row...

Attacking DS pushed me to the top of the suicide stat.

Now i just squeaked into the next level of weapons. And it's May. I can attack DS, not with impunity but with a decent chance of surviving, maybe even winning.

But of my last six attacks on Teeta, 5 were suicides.

I wonder if the game randomly assigns..........................................

A Nemesis?

WTH happened in the past two days?

My kills are going down.

Is this just me or is everyone else being effected by this weirdness?

Beth

How is that possible?

Oh, and on a side note, why the fuck do I only get like 1 HP point and 2 Str points when lvling up!? What the hell is the point? >.< *waves fist* It's like... "Oh well, that wasn't even worth it. Take it back, I don't want the lvl up." How can I possibly get better pointage when lvling up? my HP and Str are shit compared to everyone else.

teeta attacked Keith Inc. with a Atomic Wedgie (454 str) and misses!

Keith Inc. counterattacks with a Cannon (489 str) and and misses!

Not only have I managed to create this gaping void between myself and pretty much everyone else in the fight, but I've single handedly managed to make one person quit it altogether.

Well, maybe not completely single handedly.... I dunno, maybe I'm fooling myself.

I've even been removed as a friend. Wow.

But then the more I think about it, the more irritated I get. I don't know anymore if I should feel bad or be upset myself. This game is a dog-eat-dog game, it's every man for themselves. But I also understand how fucking irritating it is when I can't do anything either.

When I first started playing the game Calanthee and few other people NEVER gave me the chance to level up--every single time I went in to attack, I was dead! It upset me a lot--it wasn't fair-how could I possible enjoy it, if I was dead all the time? But then I just stopped trying to be nice and I just started killing--with a little help from a higher up....

And I know all of us have someone higher up that helps them out all the time, not just me. But I feel like... I dunno... it's just kind of ridiculous that she quit because "she couldn't attack and kept dying"... in so many words. EVERYONE has had that happen to them. In fact, I still do. And since I'm so high up there and am one of the few people to give lots of EXP to others, I'm the top attacked and top victim. >.< What does that say to you? OBVIOUSLY everyone loves to rape me to death--literally. But I'm not complaining--I had actually been watching and waiting for days till I got to the top. (previously second only to DarkInuLord) And I was like, 'YEAH! I got killed and molested the most! Whoo!' Just because if I wasn't laughing and joking about it, I'd probably be as pissed as everyone else. As a matter of fact, I'm dead as I write this--having been killed by my beloved teeta. B)

But, anyway, I suppose that is why I am the lone wolf and heartless killer, ne?

Everybody watch out for Squall.... *rolls eyes*

...Whatever.

Haha, that won't happen again, I sorta stopped killing once we lost our guild chatter boxes. (Teeta, mainly. ) After she left, I stopped going to the guild house because no one else talked, then I stopped killing people...

I still only kill people every once in a while. D:

You all know what I'm talking about, when you go into your iPB board to check and see when you'll be revived after someone (not naming who... *glares*) has killed you. It says the time you were killed and when you'll be revived--which is usually about an hour later, give or take a few minutes.

So you wait the hour, unless someone is kind enough to revive you first and when you go to check, it says, "soon." Ok, what the hell does "soon" mean? Because my idea of soon is like, 1 or 2 minutes later--not 5 or 6! Because that's what happening and it's really pissing me off.

Is it supposed to be doing that, or is there something wrong with the system? I'm not particularly pleased when I'm ready to start blowing people up and I can't because this stupid "soon" message won't go away, yet it seems that everyone else can kill me--even though I'm technically dead. Or because I'm waiting for the bloody message to go away--I don't know when it will, I go back a few minutes later thinking I have to be revived by now, but I'm dead--again! Because I waited too long for the damn "soon" message to dissappear and someone came up behind me and slit my throat! So now I have to wait ANOTHER hour and however many minutes becaus the stupid system screwed me--and not in the good way.

So I go into my attack shop today, like 10 minutes ago, innocently minding my own business and I go in to attack a couple of people. Heal myself, and then go off to read a few things and then I go back to my attack shop where all my items are.. . . . . . . ...... . .. .

Suddenly I have like over a 3000 healing items in my inventory!!! *falls over dead from shock*

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Wow, like just, wow, seriously. Holy fucking crap. *shifty eyes* Who did it!? Or am I supposed to go around watching my back now, waiting for more shocking gifts like that?!

OMG that is so fucking freaky! *laughs*

*bows* Thank you to whomever gave me all the wonderful items. *blushes* heh, well at least I can start saving all the money I steal from BrucesGirl now....

On an alternately different and completely off subject side note, my fucking "i" key is wigging out and won't type unless I smash at it. So if there are any missing "I"s anywhere, that's why. >.<

Calanthee has 0 HP left!

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Calanthee is now dead, therefore cannot counterattack!!!!

You gain 9 frag(s) (8 stolen).