My avatar is Professor Steamhead from Ninja High School. His inventions are all steam-based, and his favorite quote is "The world can be saved by steam!"

Well, Oruchuban Ebichu or Ebichu Minds the House is the most provocative, ecchi japanese show I've ever seen. It's funny, raunchy and just plain OUT there... XD Ya gotta love the guy who's sexually obsessed with little Ebichu... X3

And well, Ebichu is always getting smashed, beaten, stepped on, kicked, crushed in doors... XD So, she's always getting 'served' a pretty big helping of whoop ass... XD

That quote about the cuts came from my girlfriend. She told that to me when I held her under the moonlight that very first night we spent together. But she's stopped cutting long since then.

And that last lil bit about God was something I told a super religious friend of mine. Yea, I'm atheist and I don't like the people who try to make me believe in someone that is never there when you call for them. And for that I told him that is why I seek Him out for revenge.

If your pen-name on AFF is different, you can explain that too!

I guess I better kick off this mess then...

Knorg is my forum username and my AFF pen-name. It's also written as Knorg Knorgsson in some places, because some places don't like single names (eg email).

Knorg is Gronk backwards.

Gronk, I found later, turns up all over the place. There's a nerd usage for it, and a street artist in San Francisco and so on... but Gronk was, for me, the furry little metal eating alien medic (later changed into a less successful furry little metal eating alien psychopathic hard ass by Garth Ennis) from the Strontium Dog comic series which started in the late 1970s and continued for years. There's a picture of Gronk here if you're interested.

Anyway, for many years when I needed to enter a name for a computer game or whatever I used Gronk. When I put my first dirty story online I needed a name to do it with. So I reversed Gronk to Knorg (pronounced Norg) and thereby had a name. I was pretty stumped for ideas, to be honest. Figured Knorg could be the dark mirror version of Gronk, maybe. Bah.

Knorgsson is just for a little Scandinavian flavour.

How about y'all?

I'll start. -------> Mine is the hottie Jensen Ackles

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Make sure you have saved the picture to your desktop that you would like to use.

First Step:

Then go to this website http://www.online-image-editor.com/

Second step:

Click on file and then click on open.

Third step:

Click on the picture that you want then click browse and then click on up load

Fourth step:

Click on edit and then go down and click on create borders and your ready to create the borders. Choose the color you want the outline border to be

Fifth step:

Click on the color you want and then click on apply and then it will load to your choice. If you decide you don't like the color you picked click undo and it will erase your last choice. Normally i have to play with the color borders and there are a lot of colors to choose from. You can add as many borders as you want!

Sixth step:

Time to add the text click on the big T... it is located right under the effects word. You can then click on Font to choose the style of text and there are a lot of different styles to choose from. It gives you a preview of what the font and the color will look like. After you have choose the color and style, then you size the words to fit your picture. Then all you do is drag the words you create to where you want to place them and hit apply... and then it loads your choice.

Seventh step:

Resize your picture to the size you want. The resize button is located under the word view. Then put the width and height the size you want it and click apply

Eighth step:

Save your picture and your done.

You can also add a mask ,glitter, change it to a stone This is an amazing website and you will learn a lot from it as long as you have the patience for it and don't give up.

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i use this website all the time, now, it's so much fun! here's one pic i made with this website...

Just a question: what on earth are naughty points??

S'cuse my being very quick with this message, I know I've not taken the time to integrate properly and all that - yet - but I will do, I promise!

I know the dimensions for our signature pictures say 300X150 pixels....but other members have MUCH bigger pictures, and when I right clicked and chose "properties", it said they were like 450X500 pixels. I want a big one *hehe* like that, how did you all do it???