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Hi,

This is a fic that I’ve been searching for some time now and can’t seem to locate it. Had read it last time a few years ago and I cannot seem to remember the name or the author.

It was a really funny fic. Probably one of the funniest that i have ever read.

The bits that I remember about this fic – Harry and Hermione are trying to determine Harry’s power. Harry uses a spell against a black stone that measures his power. This black stone is used by witches and wizards to determine their power. The information about their power then goes to the Ministry where a person assign them a moniker/nickname. Usually the moniker/nickname is really funny, insulting, embrassing and increaingly outlandish. The more powerful the person the worst/funny/embrassing/insulting their moniker/nickname gets. Dumbledore got one so did Voldemort and now so does Harry. Harry gets a really outlandish and embrassing nickname/moniker.

Initially, Harry is a laughing stock due to his new nickname/moniker (as usual the papers have reported it) and he’s depressed but slowly he starts embracing his new moniker/nickname. It allows him to recruit more witches/wizards to his cause. He becomes increasingly rude (in a funny way) and douche as time passes on. His followers like Ron and Neville and other are the same way as he is. I think the only person who is normal and finds all of this extremely weird, not funny, etc is Hermione.

Voldermort and Harry had a final showdown outside Hogwarts gates i think where Voldemort finally reveals his embrassing moniker/nickname.

Thats all I can remember. It was basically a crackfic! It is probably a one shot fic or, at most had, two  or, possibly, three chapters. It was probably rated M I think.

I have a sneaky suspicion that this fic might be on fanfiction.net but I could be wrong. I have read it such a long time ago that i could very well be searching in the wrong place.

Hopefully, the information provided above is enough and someone can point me out to this fic.

Thanks in advance!

 

 

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