Naruto's Questionable Advice

[Guest AK64]

Being an orphan and everything, Naruto is never sure how dating and relationship’s work. Being a bit too trusting, Kiba takes advantage of this and tells Naruto some normally bad advice: To be aggressive, demeaning, and not to be afraid to slap them around. In not so many words.

Naruto tries this. To Kiba’s shock, this works. To his dismay, it gets himself a groin kick when he tries it.

The reasons why this works various reasons.

Anko: Wanting someone that understood her to take the reigns.

Hinata: Its Naruto.

Ino: Wants someone to take charge of her spoiled self.

Sakura: A more aggressive version of Ino.

Tsunade: Has a thing for any guy that has the balls to do that to her.

And etc.

Rules:

This does NOT work on Everyone. Naruto, being the lucky bastard that he is, only uses it on the ones that (unknown to him) don’t mind him/being smacked around. Due to this, Naruto becomes a bit of a full time sadist, but only on his women who are all(or all become) masochists. Exposure to the Kyuubi chakra via bites and semen will give them lesser healing factors. He’ll eventually (or quickly) realize that this isn’t true for all women. This doesn’t change how he treats his harem, just that he knows that woman outside his lovers should be treated normally.

If he gets Hinata, she takes everything with a smile.

Options:

Naruto learning how to run the village after making Tsunade his Bitch.

If he subdues Tsume, he gets all single Inuzuka women. Regardless, Tsume and Hana will have words for Kiba.

If he gets Hinata, Hanabi sees it and wants to try it. Where this leads is up to you.

If he gets Mei, he should NOT know she was the Mizukage at the time.

[Guest Heika]

Interesting. Hope this comes to fruition.