DirtyAngel Posted September 14, 2015 Report Share Posted September 14, 2015 Self explanatory, give a reason to goto work named I'll go first: Cause the Boss said he wanted to see your butt at your desk at 0800! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Two words: casual Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrayNeko Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Is it weird that I've had this dream lately? Like a couple a times over the course of several months. I'm not even into exhibitionism and the dreams aren't sexual in nature, just me strutting around work in a pair of boots and a hat, only occasionally bothering to cover myself. Anyway, as for a reason how about: I needed to even out my tan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted September 15, 2015 Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 So no one notices you came to work drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyAngel Posted September 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2015 Save on dry cleaning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted September 16, 2015 Report Share Posted September 16, 2015 Because it's time those stiffs in Human Resources got a look at the raw materials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magusfang Posted September 17, 2015 Report Share Posted September 17, 2015 Because then people would stop messing with your office chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) Because you're tired of your coworkers complaining about the junk on your desk. Edited October 9, 2015 by GeorgeGlass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyAngel Posted October 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) No one will steal your pens when they see where you keep them...then again, maybe they will ok read it again, that says pens not penis! Edited October 9, 2015 by DirtyAngel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeGlass Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Because someone called you a stuffed shirt, and you're aiming to prove them wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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