DarkInuLord Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Really, I want to know, because I love this story. Author: Peter Chimaera DOOM: Repercussions of Evil John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted The radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cu-kid9 Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Um... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikuDrak Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 I've seen worse. Much, much worse. This was just boring. But "Cernel" gets on my nerves pretty badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canterro Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 uhm... and how do you "love the story", DarkInuLord? I mean, what do you love about it? In my opinion the 'content over form' rule does not apply to writing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 I love it too, this is the funniest thing I've read since... ever... And then he was a zombie. Jesus chirst, I can't stop laughing... I could die, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinigamiinochi Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 if it was meant to be humor... bravo! Well done! If it was meant to be serious... um, no. While it did make me laugh, it was totally nonsensical and had the grammar and writing style of a first grader. To answer your question, no, nothing is so bad that it's good unless it was made to be intentionally bad, then yeah, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 "No! I must kill the demons" he shoutedThe radio said "No, John. You are the demons" And then John was a zombie. *dies laughing* XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnome Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Well it made me laugh I'll give it that, but on an ordinary day I would have stopped reading at the first line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 if it was meant to be humor... bravo! Well done! If it was meant to be serious... um, no. While it did make me laugh, it was totally nonsensical and had the grammar and writing style of a first grader. To answer your question, no, nothing is so bad that it's good unless it was made to be intentionally bad, then yeah, maybe. Can you seriously believe someone would be so bad??? I'm pretty sure it was on purpose xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinigamiinochi Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 in my defense, I read a Gundam Wing fic on ff.net once in which the grammar and spelling and just everything was so bad, I was shocked that it hadn't gotten deleted. But, since I took it as a humor fic, I reviewed and told them how funny it was and they e-mailed saying how I was an idiot, it wasn't a humor piece. So, yeah, there are people on the web who just can't write. I should know, I have one of these people in my flash fiction class and everyone agrees that peer editing her stuff is painful. How this girl got into college, I don't know, she either had the devil's luck or someone who writes her stuff for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkInuLord Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Did I forget to mention this story is from 2002? xD I doubt it was on purpose. It was probably a kid. And then John was a zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Did I forget to mention this story is from 2002? xD I doubt it was on purpose. It was probably a kid.And then John was a zombie. OMG, someone should put "And then John was a zombie" in their signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkInuLord Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 OMG, someone should put "And then John was a zombie" in their signature. Hahaha, I did that on another forum. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hisbabybird Posted April 29, 2008 Report Share Posted April 29, 2008 *dies laughing* XD omg.... same here. probably the most ridiculous and yet somehow funniest thing i've read in a while. i'm going to pretend that it's a parody on all those demon/zombie fics, 'cause that just makes it even better... hha, i wish i could write something that good. 'and then john was a zombie.' that's gonna be in my head ALL day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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