StoryJunkie Posted June 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Somebody had to do it Why are men and women so different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 I thought you'd figured this one out but...*ahem*...here goes. Men have a penis and women have a vagina. Oh, and men are psychotic. I hope that clarifies things for you. When did the phrase "I'd be happy to help you" begin to mean "Please yell at me and then ask me for money"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 When pigs fly. How hard can it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 Harder than you think and longer than expected. What was the question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 It was 'How hard can it be?' What's your preferred style of government? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 anarchy Why seven days in a week. Five is a much nicer number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 There is one day for each of Chuck Norris's testicles. Why wasn't Jean Claude Van Damme cast as Gambit in X-3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I'm not sure that Gambit has thunder thighs Is it that time already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Regretfully, yes. Everyone in Eastern Europe will soon be without their pants. Has the phrase "too far" gone too far this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I've been downI've been down too far to care - The Old 97's. It can go too far, but it knows better.Why is it called Final Fantasy when there are 12 of them (and possibly a 13th on the way?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I don't know. Japanese mind-set I expect. Nothing is ever really final. (It's all about Sid) Why does my "enter" button get jammed every so often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Because you got jelly on it (Snickers, he he, get it? jelly and jam?) *awkward silence* Was it a bad idea for me to stay up till the wee hours of the morning to watch the extended special DVD edition of Lord of the Rings: Return of the King? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 It's an okay idea. Better than staying up all night trying to cough out debris from your throat... How do one capture the public imagination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Run around naked screaming "Penguins!!" Why 42? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Because 41 fell ill and 43 has the clap. Why do people lose what few marble they have around the date of the full moon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Because the moon is a giant marble, and the smaller marbles are scared of it. Why? just... Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Because if pickles could fly, they'd form an army. Do laundry and go out or sit around in my underwear watching cartoons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 underwear... clothes are over rated Who uses snail mail anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Aliens? Should I get carried away and wax my entire leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Only if you intend to save the hair and knit a sweater. If not, wax the ankle and be done with it. Just the one. Let the other one go a couple more weeks. Why do people shirk responsibility so often? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 because being non responsive is easy what did the fish say when he hit his head on cement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 "Considering all this pollution, I'm glad it wasn't a hypodermic needle." Putrefaction anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 The Horses respond with a nay Why do penguins rule the world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Because they are always dressed for the occasion. Has anyone seen my wallet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Agaib Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 yes What do ducks do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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