polywolly Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Chicken. Just chicken. Has anyone managed to find Waldo yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Yes, many times in fact, but no one has been able to catch him because all of those other people with the striped hats get in the way How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Well, the woodchuck is actually a coloquial name for a groundhog, so the question should actually read: How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground? If a man makes a statement, and no woman hears him, is it still chauvanism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 doublpost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 No, it's called ego masturbation. A conundrum: Some men have sex with transvestites. Are those men homosexual or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Depends if the transvestites are men or women. Why are the things I like the most labeled "esoteric?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Because you don't want to share with other people. Most people can't enjoy esoterica so you can hog it all. Hetero marriages, unmarried het couples, homosexual couples... Same old, same old. Can you suggest me a new form of romantic relationship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Father, mother, three daughters, one son, grandparents and their dog. How should I thank my readers for giving me my Sexagamillenial hit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Grab them all by the hair and pull. That's usually thanks enough. What's the difference between crying and weeping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 one has a y in it Why do terrorists exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Because the US govt created them in the 80s. What's the best legacy of the 80s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaotic Angel Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 The hotness that is Bret Michales Why does someone at my house always want to use the computer as soon as i decide I want to use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Because the world is out to get you. I suggest an aluminum foil hat and a cattle prod. That'll scare 'em off! Why is it thundering if it isn't going to rain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nympho Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Just to freak you out. Why can I wear the girliest outfit imaginable and still have people think I'm gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted June 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Don't know. Could you send me a picture? I wonder if anyone will notice me when I'm gone. (and no, not planning to go. Just when and if it happens.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 if you send a post-card when you get there I wonder if I'll be bored out of my mind this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Yes, yes you will and will retrospectively love every minute of it. Should I ask out the cute younger biology student who doesn't seem diametrically opposed to every opinion I've ever had or the really friggin' hot older sociology major I'm certain I could nail but never hold a conversation with without strangling her dog afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Isn't it obvious? The cute one, of course. Younger ones are easier to intimidate. What just happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 nothing. It was all a dream. What am I reading? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 The back of a bottle of booze. No. Gin does not have any Vitamin B12. You cannot consider it a "health drink". Of all the points on the compass, where the hell is over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGaijin Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Hell is over there --->> Why 'the hell'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest arora Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 because over there is hot, painful and annoying. why do men look good in uniforms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Because otherwise sailors wouldn't've been able to have a woman in every port, and that would ruin the stereotype. How come it took me thirty minutes to find my glasses this morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Because you were too drunk to put them in the usual spot when you finally went to bed. Why are we here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaotic Angel Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 So God has his favorite tv show! Why does Hollywood have to ruin good comic books? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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