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ans#1: because you've got writer's block dahling, a condition we are prone to because winter gives us cabin fever.

ans#2: tongue.gif because stories have a beginning middle and end, but in life, stories just keep going on and on and on...

Why do I hate housework so?

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It may have something to do with your lack of studying the subject sufficently.

What's the best way to get rich without doing anything illegal?

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Mystique, because she can be anyone you want.... No wait, she's not a superhero.

Batman, where does he get those toys? No wait, that's not a superpower....

Superman, because he's the man of steel! rolleyes.gif

Oh man, I'm going to regret this one aren't I?

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To remind you that it's the most important meal of the day.

Can you taste the fame?

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Only when its rarely done.

Does everyone have two sides to their personality?

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Guest dracosgoddess

No. They have 8, DUH! Haven't you heard of Octagonal Personality Disorder??

How can someone describe the taste of water?

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Guest SweetMisery1

Because your seratonin levels are high

Why are people so homophobic

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As carelessly as possible.

Is there any way to stop the wind from blowing?

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Don't eat so many beans next time.

Do bisexuals really have a better chance at getting a date on Saturday night?

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Guest SweetMisery1

Only on the second fridays of the month which land on a full moon.

Why do band concerts exist?

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I have to wonder why you want one. Your answer is Tammy Faye Messner, and it's sleazy because she uses more makeup in a day than a Mary Kay saleswoman sells in a week.

How can I get rid of this nagging cough?

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We like torchure.

(I did that on porpoise)

Neither me nor my husband has red hair, however, two of our daughters do. How is this so?

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Read some genetics. They might get it from your grandparents, a distant ancestor, a mutation in your sex cells, or another person you can't tell your spouse about.

Who's more badass: Mafia or Yakuza?

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Guest SweetMisery1

because the paper cover is more expensive

why doesn't the government susidise hybrid cars?

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Because of something called a $9,000,000,000,000+ deficit.

If the government is that deep in the hole, where is all the money going?

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