dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Because it gets the little bits of whatever out. Why can't the little bits stay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Because they are unwelcome. Who's next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Hopefully someone with caffeine. Why must I be addicted to caffeine and allergic to coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Because the universe has a twisted sense of humor. Or were you looking for something a bit more existential? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 No, cruel twisted universe works for me. Why can't babies sleep through the night right away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Their stomachs are small, and they have only a liquid diet. Fortunately they grow 3 times their birth weight in 6 months, so in a 24 hr period, they actually do sleep alot. Maybe they're related to cats. Um. Then they start making strange and then after that they're teething, so the no sleep part is okay. just sleep when they sleep...Oh, have I rambled? Ah, young souls are so sweet.... Why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Because they haven't built up all the gunk most people carry on their souls yet. Should they make some kind of cleaner for soul gunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 I think they should. Will someone please send me some when it comes out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Absolutely. Do we have to wait for the FDA to approve it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 These days, FDA approval does not guarantee that it's safe. So how can we guarantee that it would be safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Can we call for volunteers from the growing list of Darwin Award honorable mentions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 That works. No one will miss them, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 The only thing we'll miss is the hilarity that comes from their award winning stupidity. Does that make me a bad person if I laugh at others deaths - no matter how silly they are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 No, it makes you one of the surviving fit ones. Is survival of the fittest the best way to go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 It is if you are one of the survivors. What's the deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Its when someone give everyone a bunch of cards to play with. Was that what you meant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Not exactly, but it'll work for now. How close is close enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Why am I starting to sound like my mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Because it is a popular saying. What about thermonuclear devices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 They count too. Are you planning to use one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Maybe.... Would it be wrong to use it on unsuspecting people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Well, if they suspect it, won't they move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 I would, but I think those Darwin nominees won't. Is that a good thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 It could be - but then what would we do for entertainment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 ONe can only hope I'd opt for the spanking, though. Can't hardly miss with that method. How bout you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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