dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Of course! Why wouldn't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Because you're in Alberta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 We still have Texas toast though. Should I start calling it Alberta toast instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 No - let's give credit where credit is due.... Or would that just make my State's ego even bigger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Well, Texas does have a lot to brag about... I wonder: do they have barbeque delivery in Canada like we do down here in Texas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 I'm not sure... I don't know what BBQ delivery is like in Texas. Is it safe to assume that we don't have it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 I've never been up there. However, here in Texas, you can get a barbeque meal delivered to your home like a pizza. Does that clarify things a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Yes, a bit. And no, we don't. Should I open such a place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 If you think you can make money doing it, sure. You think Dickey's will let you franchise up there? (Dickey's is a Texas barbeque institution, started here in Dallas.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Maybe, I'd have to look into it. Do I really have time to start a business right now?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Probably not. Would you actually start the business when you do get the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 No, probably not... not a food based one anyway. Wouldn't I have to like cooking or food prep to open such a business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 NO, just have to manage it like Attila the Hun Would Attila have approved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Of me? I'm sure! Would the staff approve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Heh heh...they'd have to. What sort of torture for those who make mistakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 It depends on how big the mistake is. Does twenty lashes seem right if the steak is overdone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Only if there's no blood splashing about. How about the old hand held on a hot griddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 I'm thinking that's for getting the order wrong... you know, they ask for no tomatoes and they get tomatoes... that sort of thing. Any other ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 A plethora How bout the old hang em by their thumbs from the overhead spatula rack for not wearing a hair net? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 That is perfection! You're hired! Would you like the company whip, or do you have your own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 IF mad don't get here first, I'll bring my own. What if they decide to go on strike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 We lock them in, and take their souls. Does that suit you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That exceptionally long laugh too my breath away. I wonder where such breaths go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 They float around the ether tormenting those who were weak in life. Is that a bit harsh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Only if I forgot to floss. Why does flossing help? (Pain in the butt...mutter muttermutter...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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