"The Saviour" Challenge. [Het]

[Guest DobbyDobs]

Back with a new challenge. I seem to be creating a lot of threads as challenges here. >_>

Mods, please inform me if this is a problem and I'll stop.

The Saviour* Challenge

or the challenge of Harry discovering he has a Dick and a Libido to go along with it.

TimeLine: Post-war. Before or after his marriage to Ginny. Your choice. Whether he marries Ginny is also your choice.

Plot: Its been some time after the war and Harry is finally free enough mentally and physically that his libido actually starts acting up. He wants to have Sex and does so with Ginny, but its not enough. All the pent up stuff (pun intended) from so many years is bursting to come out. So he's not looking for love, he's looking for some pussy.

Problem? He has no idea how to go about it. If he used his fame directly to get some pussy ( Oh he's so willing to do that now), it would spoil the good thing he had going with Ginny. And there were news hounds like Rita Skeeter who were waiting for just such an opportunity to spoil his image.

He also doesn't have a whit of an idea how to go about seducing a woman.

Solution? His highly stressed brain comes up with a most perverted idea. And with excellent timing. Ginny has just been selected for the Harpies Quidditch team and will be away from London a lot of the time.

Enter the solution:

The Savior* dildo.

Magical stress relief for women of all ages above puberty.

Guaranteed to satisfy even the biggest of Size Queens and reach places that have never been explored before. Magical Mental Stimulation free of charge, starring your own saviour, the Man-Who-Conquered, Harry Potter.

Produced by Weasly's Wizarding Wheezes.

George Weasley, a little unhinged after his brother's death is only too happy to market the product under the WWW logo.

But thats no ordinary Dildo. Harry of course charms the dildo to be a lot more than a simple vibrator.

Harry became quite proficient at charms after the war. Some would say even a master at it.

Properties of the Dildo:

*It is modeled after Harry's own Dick. Modeled as in identical to the last bump and vein. This is because of the magic on it. It should be humongous. Dicks are after all, proportional to magical power in this challenge universe. And Harry is a Powerhouse. This is a must for this fic, as the ad itself goes to say satisfy even the worst Size Queens. BigDick!Harry.

*The first time a woman uses it she enters something like the Weasley's Wheezes Daydream. Its her fantasies come true with whoever she wishes was at the end of that dildo, in whatever the situation she fantasizes about. And if that person was Harry, the Real Harry knows about it immediately and can activate a second charm remotely.

*If Harry activates the second charm, the second time the woman uses the Dildo, both Harry and the woman share the dream and feel all the effects in real time.

* And the last and most important property of the dildo, If Harry remotely activates the third secret charm, the more the woman uses the dildo and thinks of Harry, the more she LOSES her inhibitions around the Real Harry. And of course Real Sex ensues.

* One Natural Property of the Dildo is that it gives Harry a feedback when activates the second charm. The Dildo is originally charmed to find all the sensitive spots inside the woman's vagina when it is first inserted and it becomes personalised. If she rubs it all over her body, it also finds such spots on her Body. And Harry is sent this information as feedback. Harry of course puts that info to good use on the witches he decides to shag.

Try to imagine a magical Dildo, you don't operate it by hand. You just turn it on and it goes to work going and wiggling all over.

So Harry accordingly has Shenanigans ( And by that I mean Sex, Romps, the Humping game, etc, etc) with witches from all over Magical Europe.

You decide the WItches.

You can also make it a crack/comedy fic by the end so that Harry finds it hard to manage the sheer number of unsatisfied witches in Magical England and goes celebate.

-As usual, Bonus points if Molly Weasley is included and has repeat performances with Harry.

-Bonus points if unusual witches are included. Like, Poppy Pomfrey, Amelia Bones, Mrs. Granger, etc.

-Bonus points if Harry has a kinky mind and also likes to go after Forbidden Fruit. I'll leave what that is up to you.

-Bonus points for the vivid descriptions of the Day Dreams themselves. Ex: Hermione Weasley's long unfulfilled fantasy of punishing a 14 year old Harry Potter for not asking her to the Yule Ball. She of course is the Proffessor in the day dream.

No Slash please. Not my cup of tea.