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If this is true, We need more fresh blood on this forum, especially guys, how can we FORCE them to come to the DARK SIDE................maybe if we tell them about the IBPro Battle game... After all Dudes like to kill things :blink:

Calanthee

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hehe you might have point there with the attack game thing. B) My gaming forum is almost ALL guys. I'm one of three gals there. I have this mod installed to my forum as well, and they're certainly enjoying thunking the hell out of each other with it. :blink:

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If this is true, We need more fresh blood on this forum, especially guys, how can we FORCE them to come to the DARK SIDE................maybe if we tell them about the IBPro Battle game... After all Dudes like to kill things :lol:

Calanthee

Be careful what you wish for. Some of us are unabashed, fetishistic perverts. But don't let that scare you- when I'm not writing stories about women as mindless sex objects, I'm actually a very personable fellow.

- FS

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Yeah, when you mention "Darkside" I instantly think of a BDSM community site, so um, let's not invite them to that, but instead invite them to the light side?

Yeah, everyone knows AFF people don't do BDSM. We'll Have You Know: We've gone to the trouble to install the
:balloon:
and
:whip:
emoticons for purely innocent purposes. Can't a body express a normal, healthy penchant for genuine hatred, in peace, anymore?

WUT HAZ TEH WERLD CUM 2??///slashiz//?/

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Be careful what you wish for. Some of us are unabashed, fetishistic perverts. But don't let that scare you- when I'm not writing stories about women as mindless sex objects, I'm actually a very personable fellow.

- FS

Yo 'Flesh_Seraph' Sweet Cheeks, if your anything like whats under the hat in your avaitar picture, beware of strange deviate fangirls...or boys... who will be after your ass, and you'll learn the true meaning of a mindless sex object. You couldn't scare me if you tried...sugarbutt!

Lurid perverted, Cal the Har, I look in either direction and then I pounce hard :whip:

PS. Here hoping you have a big whopping sense of humor, to go along with your other fetishes and perversions! :balloon:

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I got a better idea than inviting them to the dark side OR the light side.

Invite them to the 'write' side!

*is shot several times, in knees and elbows, for that apalling pun*

It was worth it, just to be the first in this topic to say it...

And I'm not always perverted. Why, I'm now writing my first sexless story in years! (Which will not go up here, but hey, what you gonna do?)

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If this is true, We need more fresh blood on this forum, especially guys, how can we FORCE them to come to the DARK SIDE................maybe if we tell them about the IBPro Battle game... After all Dudes like to kill things :lol:

Calanthee

Well, The Pairing Guy has now entered the building... Does that help?

And I don't know about the Battle game suggestion. Personally, my eyebrow doesn't even quiver in interest. Then again, maybe that's because all my interest is devoted to pairings. :D

Jaxxy, I hear ya about the BDSM hate on AFF.net. I tagged my latest story for S&M(no bondage), and it picked up less than a third the hits of my non-S&M fic. Even plugging it in the "Promote Your Story" forum hasn't helped. I'm not a BDSM fan myself, but it's sad that so many people won't even try a story if it has any S&M at all.

happy pairings,

The Pairing Guy

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Well, The Pairing Guy has now entered the building... Does that help?

And I don't know about the Battle game suggestion. Personally, my eyebrow doesn't even quiver in interest. Then again, maybe that's because all my interest is devoted to pairings. :lol:

Jaxxy, I hear ya about the BDSM hate on AFF.net. I tagged my latest story for S&M(no bondage), and it picked up less than a third the hits of my non-S&M fic. Even plugging it in the "Promote Your Story" forum hasn't helped. I'm not a BDSM fan myself, but it's sad that so many people won't even try a story if it has any S&M at all.

happy pairings,

The Pairing Guy

Eh, you said it today, might as well reply.

BDSM in written form is never as interesting as the real thing, it's just not that fun to read.

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Well, The Pairing Guy has now entered the building... Does that help?

And I don't know about the Battle game suggestion. Personally, my eyebrow doesn't even quiver in interest. Then again, maybe that's because all my interest is devoted to pairings. :D

Jaxxy, I hear ya about the BDSM hate on AFF.net. I tagged my latest story for S&M(no bondage), and it picked up less than a third the hits of my non-S&M fic. Even plugging it in the "Promote Your Story" forum hasn't helped. I'm not a BDSM fan myself, but it's sad that so many people won't even try a story if it has any S&M at all.

happy pairings,

The Pairing Guy

Yo Pairing Guy, does that mean your a lover not a fighter or are you into things like a pair of shoes, a pair of boobs, or pairing the skins off apples or other fruits, Maybe you a cross- anime sort of guy, who likes to see the glorious Sephiroth get into the pants of a number of different characters, Lelouch in his helmet, every last individual in Gundum Seed, Light... Naruto and thump'em silly...hey we must not forget the lovely Harry Potter he needs a good thump now and then. Personally I would love to see Sephiroth with his lovely supermodel bod on steroids thump just about anything that moves, his big sword is so sexy yeah thats it...it certainly works for me! Cal, happy holidays :lol:

PS Whats wrong with a little BSDM, now and then, just to keep'em awake, paddle paddle? EVEryone reads it, they just lie about it later!

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BDSM in written form is never as interesting as the real thing, it's just not that fun to read.

But it's never as painful as the real thing, either. Some folks would never go for BDSM in real life, so for them, it can be interesting to read about it. If they would just... **sniff** give it a chance...

Yo Pairing Guy, does that mean your a lover not a fighter or are you into things like a pair of shoes, a pair of boobs, or pairing the skins off apples or other fruits,

Neither, actually... My fascination is with pairing off a man with a woman. You may consider me a modern-day Noah, leading them into the ark two-by-two, and after a 40-day pleasure cruise, leading them onto dry land so that they and their new progeny may go forth and populate the land, never forgetting to take an occasional roll in the hay.

A pair of boobs certainly ain't half-bad either, though. (thumbs up)

Personally I would love to see Sephiroth with his lovely supermodel bod on steroids thump just about anything that moves,

(stands stock still, hoping that Sephiroth will go past him and keep walking)

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I'm a guy, and I think the biggest factor in AFF having more girls than guys is because guys tend to want to see their fantasies being played out via porn flicks, hentai manga/anime and the like. Girls probably make up for a larger portion of most readerships even when not taking BDSM or sexual motifs into account. Judging from the amount of Yaoi and Yuri here on AFF it's not hard to see why girls are so strong in numbers.

There has to be a motivation for being on AFF, like for me it was because having things down in writing leaves a lot to to the imagination, which I personally like. It's also because there are some things that you can write in AFF that will never EVER be made into a hentai anime or, god forbid, a big budget porno flick with decent acting and good production values (one can dream). I suppose that's why I write out all my fantasies and post them in AFF.

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