Shinju Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 ((Here's the deal, I start out with a sentence and then the next person who posts adds the next sentence and so on and so forth. Eventually we should get a funny story out of the deal, only it was funner when we did it passing notes in school because then we could add stick figure illustrations.)) Once upon a time there was a far away land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 And in this land there lived a man in his early forties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted January 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 He was a kind man, but he harbored a horrible secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinnyM.Potter Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 A Secret nobody would find out until the day he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Allright, I give up, the secret is that he's actually a woman with amazing facial hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidenhair Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 And a penchant for sailors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Though no one really knows what penchant means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous_Nanotyrannus Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 But it sounds like a really cool, sentence enhancing word such as culpability and spontaneous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted August 28, 2008 Report Share Posted August 28, 2008 Moving on, the man/woman "wierp een blik uit het raam, het raakte zijn buurvrouw".* *Dutch, and only funny to dutch people. Go learn some dutch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxJaFire Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "Umm, so i threw a can out my window and it touched its neighboring can, because in the far away land that i live in, we make our houses out of empty cans." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TricksterMessiah Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 To my surprise, it was a cat, which is weird because I didn't think my neighbors owned one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Bitch Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 The cat died and the man decided that now is the right time for his first bestiality combined with necrophilia experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SereneLies Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 ... But the man was unsure of how he should go about doing it; it was his first time after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 He just hoped that he was applying enough lube. Impatiently, he started to rapidly thrust his big toe forcefully against the creatures tiny resistent hole, the stiff dead cat was suddenly airborne and slide half way down the block and under a huge trash truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SereneLies Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 He ran after it, desperately hoping that no one had seen the cat, but when he got there he found a disturbing scene before him oops. didn't read the previous post carefully... ah well. Run Forest, RUUUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildstyled Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 Before him was the most beautiful ( well, in his mind) sight: a homeless shelter for cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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