Kanashii Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 What would you do for favorite food, fun or activity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knorg Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 I'd beat a man to death for one lick of Angelina Jolie's boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted December 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Consider it done Knorg... Talk to that fella in my avatar, I'm sure he has a job you can do... Jolie will be delivered afterwards to you for payment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 I would slaughter a school bus full of children with a bicycle chain for a Mac truck full of cheesecake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted December 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 I would slaughter a school bus full of children with a bicycle chain for a Mac truck full of cheesecake. Well Cheescake IS pretty delicious and addicting! I'm still thinking on my answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Well Cheescake IS pretty delicious and addicting! I'm still thinking on my answer... I once ate an entire cheesecake (yeah, it was pretty big) and it's not something I'd recommend XD I'd nuke my hometown (as long as I wasn't in it) to fondle the ass of this girl I know I'd nuke the entire US (I don't live there XD) to get some F-ing inspiration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 I would hurt people I love to spend the rest of my life *as long as we're happy* with the GazettE (JRock band) ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 I'd give all my NP, my computer, everything and beat all other people to death barehanded if I could swap reality for my personal fantasy world and the characters I want to be there... Yeah... That's pretty predictable... Everyone wants that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted December 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 I would sell my soul to a fuzzy blue smurf for a date with Federico Castelluccio. 'Enuf said. As far as killing folks or nuking them...Ah, I can only do that in stories, not in real life. Karma is a bitch. I know. PS: What does Gargamel DO with Smurfs?? he's awfully obsessive about them isn't he? (Thinking sick disgusting thoughts of Gargamel and Smurfs)... Ugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zyx Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I would sell my soul to a fuzzy blue smurf for a date with Federico Castelluccio.'Enuf said. As far as killing folks or nuking them...Ah, I can only do that in stories, not in real life. Karma is a bitch. I know. PS: What does Gargamel DO with Smurfs?? he's awfully obsessive about them isn't he? (Thinking sick disgusting thoughts of Gargamel and Smurfs)... Ugh! lol, little blue condoms XD but I think he wants to eat them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted December 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 lol, little blue condoms XDbut I think he wants to eat them Hmmm, that sounds up Keith's alley (or is it Knorg's?) Someone on here has a shrink fetish, I think it is Mr. Keith... Ok, Keith, there is a suggestion for ya...(A Shrink story involving Gargamel and a female Smurf) well I guess the smurf is already shrunk...Hee, hee! no "vore" though (No Gargamel eating the smurfette) LOL! anything else he wants to do to her is up to you...Are you game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Let me think about that for a day or so... I never watched much of the smurfs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted December 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Let me think about that for a day or so... I never watched much of the smurfs. Actually either did I I just remembered the cartoon show from the 80's when XYZ mentioned Smurfs and blue condoms and we were joking about what Gargamel wanted them for... So it got my sick mind thinking in a devious way. I figured if anyone could whip up a story on that them, you could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 You mean, something along the lines of: http://enigmawing.deviantart.com/art/The-Smurfette-54599999 http://lonelysatyr.deviantart.com/art/Smur...rgamel-48670826 http://the-trio.deviantart.com/art/Smurfette-1766565 http://crazinessisay.deviantart.com/art/Sm...t-Fuck-42986374 http://polo-jasso.deviantart.com/art/Crean...tufina-53544320 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted December 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Well that sucks now! Can't see the *naughty bit* pictures! When I try to join it says "I'm banned" even though I have never been to the site! Weird eh? Bummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knorg Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 Smurfette porn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 I would sell out my own father for $20,000 cash and a 1000+ square foot condo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted December 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Smurfette porn! LOL! I knew you would find something out there dear Knorg! Anyway, I'm still waiting with crossed fingers to see if Keith feels up to the challenge. Normally "Shrink" isn't my fetish, but I dunno, I've been feeling 'mean' lately. So the thought of Gargamel doing the nasty with Smurfette (Gargamel being regular human sized wizard) and other dominating things to her, just seemed... I dunno. A voyeuristic obsession as of late. Yeah I could write my own, but I tend to lean towards hard core BDSM, Ponyplay and Mafia themes for my kinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knorg Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Funny you should say that - I hear the Smurf Mafia controls the apple trade from here to the Balkans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Knorg... what I would give to live one day in your world.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knorg Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 I bet you wouldn't be laughing if you were the one wearing a tiny block of concrete around your feet as the cold waters of the North Close over you, for nothing more than not showing enough respect to Papa Smurf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 I bet you wouldn't be laughing if you were the one wearing a tiny block of concrete around your feet as the cold waters of the North Close over you, for nothing more than not showing enough respect to Papa Smurf. Knorg, I think I lurve you! <evil grin> Now I'm gonna be thinking of Smurf Mob stories to write... Muhahahha! The Smurfather Whack a Smurf! Baseball bat beatings to the shins, by smurf enforcers! Smurfette as the Smurfathers comare (Moll, mistress) Omerta! the Blue code! Famiglia: Turf wars...Smurfs vs the My Little Pony crew. Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahahhhahaha!!!! I'm dying of laughter over here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knorg Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Smurf mob? No, no! I was wrong. They are legitimate businessmen. They import olive oil. Apologies for any confusion. (Can I live now?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanashii Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Smurf mob? No, no! I was wrong. They are legitimate businessmen. They import olive oil. Apologies for any confusion.(Can I live now?) Yeah, but it will cost ya 1000 vig points. Otherwise, da bird gets it! Capisce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knorg Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 I'll bet you didn't know you could get an Uzi custom built for somebody three apples high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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