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There's 18 accounts awaiting validation but none of them are older than the 30th, so chances are the admin's busy this weekend. To be honest though, you may be better off ignoring it rather than steaming in because there's a sizable portion of that forum who'd basically see it as a chance to post weak flames and since a few members are somewhat lacking in the smarts/sense of humour department it can be kinda tedious. Hence my desire to smack people with fish.

Anyway, back to the bible.

A story about the real reason that Er was killed might be fun -since the bible doesn't go into detail beyond 'wicked' - but primarily because the idea of writing a sex story in which a character called Er features seems amusing...

...I'll get me coat.

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OH, no, no.

I'm a review whore. Being GAFFed is an honor. I'd just want to explain where i got Dumkina's name, stuff like that.

Then again, maybe i'd be better putting the answers in the Reviews of the story here...

there's a sizable portion of that forum who'd basically see it as a chance to post weak flames

Yeah, some of the posts kinda remind me of why i stopped reading MAD Magazine. I remember their movie eviscerations as intelligent reviews, pointing out the inconsistencies. Later, they seemed to just take any popular movie and make fun of it, whether it deserved it or not.

The worst would be if i went to hell for this story, 2nd circle, which, according to a very popular The Books fanfic, is for pervs. I mean, i have my perversions and fetishes, and have written for those. I'm not gay, not into bestiality, or analhorngaysandwich sex, so it'd be frustrating for me AND for my personal tormentor.

"Do you repent you bestiality?"

"Well, no, because- AAARGH!"

"Do you repent you bestiality?"

"Look, buddy, I don't -ARRRRGH!"

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Edit: Or request a Jack T Chick section under comics! I'm sure one day I'll get around to adding to it.

Okay. Until you do, i've posted the story so far, under Misc.

Black Leaf and Marcie are Dead!

http://comics.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600060236

I'll move it if there's ever a Tract sub-category.

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Pretty good so far, as I say on the review I think the characterisation of Ms Frost is great - the first name Minerva really suits her as well smile.gif

One thing... looking at Dark Dungeons again... could Elfstar actually be the name of Debbie's Wizard/Cleric, rather than just Wizard?

My evidence:

1) Chick probably doesn't know the difference between a Wizard and a Cleric - just like he can't tell the difference between a Catholic Priest and a Child Molestor in the other tract (admittedly, the people of Boston have the same problem) - so would have her Player Character referred to as both.

2) Ms Frost tells Debbie she's going to get the real power (sorry, I mean the the real power ) and then in the next panel introduces her to the coven of cloak wearing LARPers as Elfstar

3) Later on she says "I don't want to be Elfstar anymore, I want to be Debbie." Since Chick is pushing the idea that the people are so associated with their characters they kill themselves when their boys snuff it (eg Marcie / Tea Black Leaf) so Debbie's character would similarly be Elfstar the Eighth Level Wizard Cleric!

Or did I miss a point somewhere? sad.gif

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No, no, i believe you're correct. The point was from many, many critiques of the tract are from gamers who know the difference. For the critics, and for Debbie/Frost/Marcie, Wizard and Cleric should not be synonyms.

Nor, later, does a high level cleric have to spend much time 'fighting teh zombie.' They just blast them to destruction.

Proverbs 18:13 says "He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is a folly and shame unto him." It's clear that Chick has no idea what he's talking about on this subject, but his mind is made up. It is folly and shame unto the Chickster.

2) Ms Frost tells Debbie she's going to get the real power (sorry, I mean the the real power ) and then in the next panel introduces her to the coven of cloak wearing LARPers as Elfstar
Yes...and now that she has a taste of...the Real Power (dramatic chords!), what does she do? Go on playing the game... Come ON! Why isn't she in a steam tunnel?
people are so associated with their characters they kill themselves when their boys snuff it
Yeah. And if Marcie thought she was Black Leaf, then she'd have signed the letter 'Black Leaf,' wouldn't she? Oh, damn, i'm giving away plot points.
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Okay. JackChick Fanfic Porn is complete.

http://comics.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600060236

Let the recoiling in horror commenceth.

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I don't know how anyone with my particular bent missed the possibilities of Genesis 6:1-6 or so.

There were Giants in the Earth...

Well, here's another Bible Fanfic: The Sons of God saw the daughters of men

http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600093584

WIP.

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