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(I'm not sure anybody can top that one, but here goes…...)

I can beat Chuck Norris in a Roundhouse Kick contest.

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I can act so poorly the crowd will  scream “Chuck Norris deserves an Oscar !”

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Speechless, just laughing at what George said !

I can get my teenager off to school—BEFORE noon.

Edited by Rick_Andrew

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47 minutes ago, GeorgeGlass said:

What he actually said was, “No nude Texans.”

And here I thought it was “No reflection.”

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I can pop balloons with my whiskers !   *

 

  • Growing up, my son really thought I could—actually my stunt had involved a leetle bitty sharp pencil hidden in my hand.  ** By the way, never blow up an overinflated balloon that close to your face, unless you’ve given thought to the fact you are popping a balloon really, really close to your face and are sure you want to do that.
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