Shinju Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 I'm yo baby's daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shinju Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I invented the ruler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I made you out of clay and water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I invented penises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I invented contraceptives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I invented the first potato gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I made the first can of soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shinju Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 I invented lesbians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shinju Posted December 30, 2007 Report Share Posted December 30, 2007 I invented the 24 hour orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 I invented the orgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 I invented your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shinju Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 I am your mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Then I am truly Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Well that would make me the Virgin Mary, wouldn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Indeed. And I am Moses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinju Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I was the burning bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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