Velvet D Coolette Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 You make an outrageous claim, e.g. "I punched Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in the face!" The next person outdoes that claim and starts a new one of their own: "Oh, yeah? Well I AM Britney Spears and Paris Hilton! I ate a whole sheep for breakfast!" And so on. GO! "I can bake a cake in 30 seconds!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Oh Yeah? Well I can eat a cake in 10 seconds! I can blow stuff up with my mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frijola Verda Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Well, I can levitate furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Oh yeah, well I can moon walk on water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Well, I can waltz around the rings of Saturn. Lovely view. You should try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well I can run to Pluto and back in 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well, I've sunbathed on Mercury. You should see my tan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 You have that tan because I put the hole in the ozone layer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I have single handedly solved the problem of global warming. I parked my car, turned off the stove, and opened the refrigerator door. I'll get around to the ozone layer tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I invented cold fusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I invented bubblegum that does not stick to hair or the underside of furniture. Plus, it can be recycled to make rocket fuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I can make a rocket out of aluminum cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I built a working stealth bomber out of Legos and used T.V. dinner trays. It's currently cruising somewhere over Afghanistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well I shot that down with the holy hand grenade of antioch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Not the Holy Hand Grenade! Aargh! How dare you! It was I who invented All That's Holy. You have blasphemed! **crosses fingers and hopes not to be struck by lightning** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well, I am God's right hand man! They call me El Jefe de los Dios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well I sneezed and created the universe. So every time you go swimming at the beach you're swimming in my heavenly snot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well I'm yo daddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Yeah right and I'm your Honey! I created PORN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverFox-chan Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 YEAH???? Well not only did I create porn, I am the king pin behind the whole industry!!!!!!!!! I won a 300 billion dollar lottery! I hope I did that right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Yeah, well I'm the world's greatest counterfeiter. I'm flooding the world market with fake money that has nude pictures of Gambit, Beast Boy, and Nightcrawler on them. Wolverine, Robin, and Aqualad will be on the quarter, dime, and nickel respectively, as soon as I finish engraving the proofs that is. Enjoy cashing in that check! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I can make $100 bills out of old shoelaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginevra Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 I captured the Tidy Bowl man. I will be exhibiting him as the star attraction in my own traveling circus along with Bigfoot and El Chupacabra. Tickets on sale now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shirotaka Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 I own Bill Gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkCabaret Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 You may own Bill Gates but I own GazettE ((Aoi will be mine!!)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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