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If my soon to be in-laws knew about all the naughty pics and other goodies on my computer they would likely burn it and start praying to redeem my soul and go on with a lecture for THREE days about just how bad all those things are... Actually... They'd probably bunr me with the computer to purify my soul... hmmm...

lol

(they are pastors... ~sighs~)

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Lol... she would?

If my family knew just how perverted I thought, well, let's just say I'd probably be an orphan or in a psychologist’s office instead of typing away on the forum...

lol

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If my parents found out I am very probably a sado-masochist they'd be probably even more stressed than when they discovered I am bi and have gender insecurity and read shota and gay porn. No wait...maybe I've traumatized them enought... :lol:

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If my parents ever found out I was bi, my dad would never let me live it down (would make me feel guilty about it constantly) and my mom would probably just flush, but get over it.

If my dad knew that I might be pregnant now, he'd probably kill the guy. And then me. And then himself.

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If my parents ever found out I was bi, my dad would never let me live it down (would make me feel guilty about it constantly) and my mom would probably just flush, but get over it.

Mine actually did find out.

If my dad knew that I might be pregnant now, he'd probably kill the guy. And then me. And then himself.

Good luck with that.

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If my parents found out that last month I went to SF to see a gay amateur strip contest and then watched a m/m/m orgy in the bar's basement while poking smot and sitting in my 40 year old gay friend's lap while being fondled while I was fondling another, really, really hot guy in his underwear who was sitting in my lap in front of a room full of vacationing lesbians while ironically the new dance version of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) played in the background, they would probably cry and lecture me for the rest of my life and constantly ask me where I was going and if I was going to participate in an orgy.

True story. Was anyone else from this forum there? It was totally awesome....

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If my mum found out I write an equivalent of gay porn as a hobby and enjoy it immensely...she'd probably say "that's nice - should we go rent Brokeback Mountain and eat popcorn?"

...oh wait...that's already happened :)

However if my homophobic stepfather found out - he'd probably never talk to me again (which I would mind all that much...)

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If my parents found out that last month I went to SF to see a gay amateur strip contest and then watched a m/m/m orgy in the bar's basement while poking smot and sitting in my 40 year old gay friend's lap while being fondled while I was fondling another, really, really hot guy in his underwear who was sitting in my lap in front of a room full of vacationing lesbians while ironically the new dance version of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) played in the background, they would probably cry and lecture me for the rest of my life and constantly ask me where I was going and if I was going to participate in an orgy.

True story. Was anyone else from this forum there? It was totally awesome....

GOOD ON YOU! I'm jealous!!

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If my parents found out I let my boyfriends drive me around while they are drunk/high, I would be in a whole shit load of trouble, and rightfully so. Sometimes I feel I have a piece of brain missing . . . .

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