Guest echtrae Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I would get fingered more than a nymphomaniac in solitary. If I were in charge.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 This Wenesday and the 21st of July would be national stat holidays... Harry Potter Day. If I were a child... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 You certainly wouldn't be allowed here. If I were an expert at equestrian tactics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'd probably be writing text books with my husband. If I were a Ritz cracker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'd be covered in cheese. If I were able to write the chapter I'm working on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 I could move on to the next one. If I were a pencil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 I'd have teeth marks all over. If I were a lighter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I'd be used and then thrown away. If I were a physicist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I'd still be at the magic lightning machine. If I were a magic lightning machine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I'd be giggling with glee at the torture possibilities. If I were an alarm clock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 ... I'd get about as much respect as I do now. (I'm sure some of you have wanted to bash me with a hammer too.) If I were able to control my emotions better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I would be as cool as a cucumber on a block of ice. (I haven't wanted to bash you with a hammer quamp - I'm not THAT violent ) If I were a tube of sun tan lotion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I'd be rubbed all over a beautiful woman. If I were bitten by a radioactive spider... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 I'd be able to see through your clothes for the last 15 minutes of my life. If I were a cute little Weiner Dog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 ... I'd make with the sad puppy eyes until my owner got me a mate. If I were an experimental film... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be a Homestarrunner music video for a They Might Be Giants song If I were an obscure pop culture reference... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I wouldn't get myself. If I were mainstream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be dead. If I were a knife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be in the back of the asshole who told me my son has no soul! If I were not a redhead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd look like a fire elemental! If I were a fire elemental... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 It'd burn when I peed. If I were a mushroom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be magic! If I were an IMAX theatre... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd cause seizures. If I were a movie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd be neither too short nor too long. If I were a novel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 I'd have you begging for a sequel. If I were a remake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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