Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I'd need a warning label (contents under EXTREME pressure). If I were a South Park character... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I'd be Tweek... too much caffeine!!! If I were a picture frame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I'd be wrapped around a beautiful redhead. If I were blind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 I'd be sitting on a street corner tripping people with my cane as they walked by. If I were a scorpion ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 ... I'd live in the desert and then be turned into a souvenir by some Mexican. If I were some cheap gadget made in China... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'd break the moment quamp picked me up. If I were a tube top... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'd be attached to Dazze's boobs and never let go! If I were a condom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'd laugh at the poor guy that I'm too big for. If I were a pillowcase... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'd make sure I always had a cool side. If I were a cheesy pop group... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 ... I'd grab as much money as I could off my one hit, break up, and then reunite 10 years later for a "big comeback tour." This tour, of course, would only make me look like a bunch of jackasses. If I were a shopping mall... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'd have a shitty food court. If I were a sandwich... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'd be a hot roast beef on sourdough. If I were ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'd be licked as well I lick right now. If I were the sun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'd be the center of someone's universe. If I were an inventor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I'd come up with an asshole repellent and make millions. If I were a spray bottle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'd be on hand to spray the cat when it was doing something naughty. If I were a lion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 I've been 'd! ... I'd spend my time chasing gazelles, occasionally catching one for a meal. If I were a claims adjuster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'd hate my job. If I were a desk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 ... I'd be written on instead of vice versa. If I were a part of a car... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 I'd breakdown in the middle of rush hour. If I were American... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 ... I certainly wouldn't get Mpreg. (for those of you who also visit the GAFF boards.) If I were a 19th century novel... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 I'd burn to toast on purpose just to make people crazy. If I were a curling iron... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 ... I'd probably be kicked out for wanting to know how masturbating would make hair grow on your palms. If I were an Chrysler Cordoba from 1982... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I'd be a year older than I am now. If I were on my way out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 I wouldn't be posting anything. If I were a keyboard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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