dazzledfirestar Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 I'd be waiting patiently to be filled ( wow, that came out far dirtier than I meant it to.) If I were a moving van... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 I'd be filled with furniture, I guess. Most probably dirty furniture. If I were a frying pan ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd be essential in making breakfast. If I were an egg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I would probably be eaten. If I were a newt ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd be living comfortably in my own livingroom. If I were a duck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I would quack. If I were a book ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd be a classic. If I were were a song... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd be hard and fast. If I were a fairy ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd be Tinkerbell. If I were a nymph.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd have long, green hair. If I were a cat ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd be a black one. If I were a black cat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I would live with a witch. If I lived with a witch ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd be a lesbian. If I were a lesbian... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 I would be the same I'm now, just lesbian *shrugs* If I were an undertaker ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I could dig it. If I were a bad pun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I wouldn't be laughed at. If I were a rusty gun ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I'd break the barrel when shot. If I were prostitute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I would wear mini skirts and net tights. If I were a pimp ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I'd have to collect my money. If I were naked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I would feel cooler. If I were a woman ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I'd be playing with my tits. If I were a man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I would have no tits to play with. If I were a bra ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I'd bring in more viewers than Spider-man If I were underwear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teeta Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I would hide many secrets. If I were a jock strap ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 I'd be tented If I were masturbating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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