redsliver Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 I'd be Spanish and calling soccer, or as they say: football. GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL! If I were a soccer player... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 I would make sure I wasn't sitting on the sidelines pretending to stretch while taking a piss. If I were the printed word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 I'd be in large friendly letters. If I were a space traveller's tourist guide... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I'd warn against going to Mercury during the summer if you don't like heat. If I were a journalist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I'd report the truth regardless of what my backers want me to print. If I were a music CD.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I'd be full of cheesy pop music! If I were a DVD... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I'd be on repeat cause I'm so sexy (yeah - just try and think about what kind of DVD I am!) If I were a porn flick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I'd have better dialogue than most, I hope. If I were an actor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'd have a butt double. If I were a butt double... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'd have my ass exfoliated twice a day. If I were a conversation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'd go on forever. If I were a muffin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'd be sweet, soft, good for you and completely nuts. If I were an In-a-Box saleswoman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 31, 2007 Report Share Posted July 31, 2007 I'd never sell anything because I'd want to keep them all for myself. If I were a delivery person... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I would so sex up my neighbor when delivering his whatever he had ordered. If I were a game show... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'd be giving away enough money to buy each forum regular their own mansion. If I were a bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'd explode. (sorry... tired... can't think.) If I were a doctor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'd be asking all the men to bend over and cough. If I were a fan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'd send a nice breeze in whichever direction my owner wanted. If I were a window... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'd have tits and therefore probably get fired for how distracted I was from work. If I were tits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'd be cooped up in a bra most of the time. If I were a bra... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 1, 2007 Report Share Posted August 1, 2007 I'd lift and separate. If I were a Death Eater... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 I'd be dead or in Azkaban by now. If I were a member of the Order of the Phoenix... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 I'd be unable to find my ass with two hands and a flashlight, except for maybe Snape. If I were a Dark Lord... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 I'd follow Pete's Overlord List religiously. If I were Umbrella Corp.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 I'd need killer PR. If I were a zombie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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