quamp Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 I'd fit in with the Republican party. If I had a political blog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 I'm sure no one would care to read it. If I were a bottle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 I'd be returned for a five cent deposit. If I were to learn something not meant for human knowledge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 ... I'm sure nobody would believe me if I told them about it. If I were the site of a historical battle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I'd be covered in the blood of 300 Spartans. If I were an overly referenced movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I'd be Tron. If I were one of the little people inside your computer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 It'd be working by now! If I were the latest Harry Potter book... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I'd have a higher body count and a smaller word count. If I was aiming to piss off my readers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 I wouldn't know how to take my bloody time while writing and just wait another 6 months to put out the TWO MOST IMPORTANT BOOKS IN MY SERIES. If I were bitter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd send J. K. Rowling a very angry letter. If I were a Bratty! Angsty! Marty Stu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 There'd be a kitten in the blender. If I were raised to be murdered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd probably have arranged a threesome with Ginny and Luna. If I were a potato... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be baked. If I were a carrot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be good for your eyes. If I were an eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be all-seeing. If I were a sea shell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 You'd hear waves and pirate ships when you held me up to your ear. If I were a pirate ship... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be the HMS Wicked Wench. If I were a pirate.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd make you surrender ye booty. If I were a cheesy pick up line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be ashamed of myself. If I were invulnerable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd still be thrown pretty far after being hit by a bus. If I were a superhero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd be able to fly. If I were a bird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 I'd shit in a snorkelers snorkel. If I were snorkling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I'd look up for birds now and then. If I were a diving instructor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I'd be getting women wetter than usual. If I were the guy driving the Zamboni... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 I'd have the best job ever! If I were a sports announcer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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