Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 The rules are simple. Person "A" sets up a situation where person "B" is a particular "thing" and person "B" must state what they would/wouldn't do if they were indeed that "thing," they "B" sets up another situation. A: If I were an Evil Over Lord...B: I would not monologue to the hero about my ultimate plan just before killing him. If I were a bee... And it should continue like that. Since I'm first, I'll start: If I were a werewolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd likely have to stop myself from sniffing lampposts and fire hydrants. If I were Mob Boss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adara Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I would start the underground Asshat slapping parties. If I were an Asshat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd be slapped by Adara. If I were a blender... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd blend in with the masses, hehe! If I were a traffic light... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd get lazy and cause a crash intersection. If I were an XBox... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I would shut off just as my owner was finishing a game... hehehe If I were an iPod... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd get my owner stabbed. If I were a bottle of water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd spill down the front of someone's shirt. If I were a dictator... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd mandate international Asshat Slapping Day. If I were a kitten... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd scratch the asshats. If I were a puppy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd piss everywhere and get away with it. If I were a robot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd run on booze like Bender. If I were an inventor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I would invent the ultimate retard dispensing machine. If I were a zombie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd probably have my ideas stolen by Thomas Edison. If I were a super villain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd hire an invent to build me an asshat blending device. If I were a goldfish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd be eaten alive by some asshat frat boy. If I were a lobster..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd clamp onto an asshats cock. If I were a cock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd do push-ups in a dark and humid place until I threw up If I were a pussy- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd get stuffed. If I were a pimp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I'd slap my ho's for the hell of it. If I were a whore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 I'd have more money than I do now! If I were a condom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 I would break under the pressure. If I were a pothead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 I wouldn't move from my couch. If I were a dealer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'd pack Uzis instead of M-16s. If I were a province in Canada... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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