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http://cbs4denver.com/watercooler/local_story_018070637.html

(AP) GREELEY, Colo. Invoking Thomas Jefferson and Mr. Hankey from the television series "South Park," the lawyer for an ex-professor accused of leaving dog feces at a congresswoman's office said her client's actions qualify as protected speech under the First Amendment.

Now, American Freedom of Speech issues aren't my strongest suit, but surely this argument is, well, shit?

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Guest .:Deathbringer:.

Soooooooooooooo...

Is it safe to say that if I leave shit somewhere, it's just a form of speech? Therefore implying that that person is a 'peice of shit' but not vocalizing my insult?

Thus concluding that this misdemeanor is such 'commonplace' that I shouldn't have to face the consequences of puttin' a peice of cah-cah on my neighbors doorstep?

-As Mr. Hanky- Well, hiiiiiiiiiiiiidey-haaaa...!

That, I say is CRAP!! XD

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Guest Yhitzak

Actually, the Congresswoman in question was Marilyn Musgrave, so this is -in fact- totally legitimate. (Yeah, that was sarcasm, but only a little.)

In recent news, the woman was acquitted on all charges. Woot!

And you know... as stupid as this is, if it doesn't make you smile even a little, I think you've got zero sense of humor.

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