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Dewey Decimal Porn


Keith Inc.

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JUst had an idea that seems to have potential, but i'm just not in the mood to write it.

Some library, a bit in the future, is almost entirely electronic. A poor choice of words in the AI's programming has it surfing the web for library content, but accidentally includes fanfiction.

The poor AI is at a loss on how to organize this stuff into the DDS. It begs for help and the librarian dons a headset to go into the virtual library.

There the AI's avatar is not only overwhelmed by a huge stack of AFF stories, it has read some. The content dribbles into his, for lack of a better word, mind.

"Miss Jones, i have an unfortunate need to drill you to the wall with my magnificent man-meat."

"Oh?"

"Yes. But Miss Jones? I have neither a drill nor meat. How do we solve this difficulty?"

"Oh, my."

They explore all sorts of words Dewey never imagined needing a category for ("Anthro Vore Crossover Drabble, Miss Jones? Three shelves of AVCD?"), and deal with the mortal stirrings in the immortal's virtual frame...

Free to whoever wants the distinction of Dewey Decimal Porn...

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