Yet another email from my sister

[StoryJunkie]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of

Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called

Amoxicillin and Advil is called Ibuprofen.  You get the picture...

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.  After careful

consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that

it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.  Also considered were

Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid

form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for

use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself

a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it

gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good

old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the

name of: "Mount & Do".

Thought for the day:  There is more money being spent on breast implants and

Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there

should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections

and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

And it's totally true *can anyone see my tongue in cheek?*