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On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love gave to me

Twelve horny cookies,

Eleven whips a-cracking,

Ten lords a-cumming,

Nine ladies stripping,

Eight maids a-spanking,

Seven hot men in kilts,

Six big leaf blowers,

Five cock rings,

Four paladins,

Three French maids,

Two cattle prods,

And a climax 'neath a pear tree!

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love gave to me

Twelve horny cookies,

Eleven whips a-cracking,

Ten lords a-cumming,

Nine ladies stripping,

Eight maids a-spanking,

Seven hot men in kilts,

Six big leaf blowers,

Five cock rings,

Four paladins,

Three French maids,

Two cattle prods,

And a climax 'neath a pear tree!

Damn BronxWench!!!

I commend you!!!!

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This is all I got. But again it's the 5 cock rings and it included the kilt and leaf blower :(

You are the boss. I bow to you Bronx Wench!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Twelve blondes a bonking,

Eleven kilts a blowing,

Ten readers wanking,

Nine handcuffed slaves,

Eight maids a screwing,

Seven whips a failing,

Six guys a stripping,

Five cock rings!

Four naked ladies,

Three sexy men,

Two plump breasts,

And one hell-of-an amazing shag!

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This is all I got. But again it's the 5 cock rings and it included the kilt and leaf blower :(

You are the boss. I bow to you Bronx Wench!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Twelve blondes a bonking,

Eleven kilts a blowing,

Ten readers wanking,

Nine handcuffed slaves,

Eight maids a screwing,

Seven whips a failing,

Six guys a stripping,

Five cock rings!

Four naked ladies,

Three sexy men,

Two plump breasts,

And one hell-of-an amazing shag!

Oh, I love this! I'm telling you, we are a creative bunch, aren't we? :clap:

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I can't compete with you guys, but I'll give it a shot. I'm bored enough to be listening to Russian Rap for crying out loud.

The Twelfth day of Christmas by true love gave to me;

Twelve Reviews Raving,

Eleven Stars a gleaming,

Ten Fans a waiting,

Nine readers streaming,

Eight trolls a boiling,

Seven critics beaming,

Six writers toiling,

Five . . . . spammers . . . . spleens!

Four comic strips

three art gifts

two great ideas

And a story that spawned a movie or three

See, told you I was no match for you guys.

Oceans of Love, ~Marian~ AKA The Blackadder

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This is all I got. But again it's the 5 cock rings and it included the kilt and leaf blower :(

Amazing! I love it!

I can't compete with you guys, but I'll give it a shot. I'm bored enough to be listening to Russian Rap for crying out loud.

Hehe! I love it! It is a different direction that is very AFF!

... Russian Rap?

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Amazing! I love it!

Hehe! I love it! It is a different direction that is very AFF!

... Russian Rap?

Yup. If anyone here has seen Rock N Rolla, then they'll recognize it from the Russian's scene with One-Two:

Dopilsya

I have no idea what they're singing about but it gets stuck in your head.

Oceans of Love, ~Marian~ AKA The Blackadder

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