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“I’m into drag racing.

I know it’s dangerous—but I love driving  really fast with women’s clothes on ! “

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I heard about a guy who was killed instantly

--isn’t that how it works?

You’re alive – you’re alive – you’re alive

– then you’re dead.

 

(Steven Wright)

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> “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?”

 

Hmmm.
He slicks his froggy hair back, gets a manager, goes on a promotion tour and takes up playing the guitar ?

 

No ? Sorry, just a quick guess !   

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"I see, by your outfit, that yooou are a cowboy."

"I see--by your outfit--you are a cowboy tooo."

"We see--by our outfits--that we are both cowboys.

If you get an outfit, you can be a cowboy too ! "

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