Bad Quotes

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

Just post the stupidest quotes you can think of like this one

They say getting a tie in sports is like kissing your sister, Thankfully my sister is really hot!

[Twisteddarkness 0]

Every time a gas cap is found, an angel gets it wings.

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

Your teacher's full of snot

[Twisteddarkness 0]

Your ass is like a Halloween mask, because i just want to put it on my face.

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

"Do you hate trash cans? Is that it? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?"

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

The possibilities are as endless as they are stupid

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

Ever time God shuts a door Satan breaks in a window

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

Interesting. Another nipple shape for my mental collection.

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

They are eating Babies! And raping Puppies!…..Wait I think I got that backwards either way it’s horrible

[Animedevildog 0]

Mom??? SHITBRICK?!? *faints*

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

Ok keep in in mind it's plunder THAN burn and just as important rape THAN kill not the other way around.

[Animedevildog 0]

Tis but a flesh wound!

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth but what kind of chessey puff is that?

[Animedevildog 0]

"I heard you were hung!"

"I still am!"

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

Screw What's Right, I'm Following The Rules!"

[Animedevildog 0]

Spam, spam, spam, spam, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!!! A wonderful Spam!

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

I don't like spam

[Animedevildog 0]

You cant have egg, bacon spam and sausage without the spam!

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

This parrot is no more! it has ceseasd to be!

[Animedevildog 0]

I wish I had been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

But don't you know, Terra? EVERYONE is gay in fanfiction!

[moss gypsy 0]

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking fer the man who shot mah paw."

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

"In short: there are no rules. And here they are."

[sumeragichan 11]

What's wrong with Monty Python by the way??

"All I want you to do is run it by the book."

why must players be so stupid to their dms?

[Imasuky Lomae 10]

"Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you." Not bad but badass