dazzledfirestar Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Why do we have to sing the theme song to Happy Days again? The tabloids would love that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Is that Paris Hilton playing base ball with her dog? Well - he is every butt-jockey's wet dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Did you hear that Lyle Lovett is actually gay? That's something I'd pay to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Say, have you heard about the Gambit/Cyclops yaoi Marvel is publishing? I'll warn you now that you won't enjoy the answer I'm about to give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Do I look fat in this dress? That does it - I'm outta here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 So babe, what will it be tonight - whips, chains or jello? Shove that up your ass and smoke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 What did Mr.Clinton want me to do with this cigar? (okay so it's not topical anymore, but still! ) If you close it properly, it should last for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Won't this edible lubricant spoil? Full-steam ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 So what are you going to say to Nan in the hot tub tonight? I'm not going to be the one to poke that hornet's nest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Who is going to be the one to ban AFF ORGY? Oh, those are my team's colors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Why are you wearing banana yellow with dirt brown? Do I look like an ATM to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 quamp... can we borrow a few grand to promote the Orgy? I thought you'd like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Why do we have to post nude pictures of all Orgy players for promotion? Gawd! My poor eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted July 6, 2007 Report Share Posted July 6, 2007 Would you read my Oprah/Angela Lansbury yuri please? Of course! Why didn't I think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Say, this is a pretty funky carpet you got here, VIP... Do you really, honestly think I could get Dazzledfirestar to do that for me? Think again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Wow, Quampy, the rumor is that Dazzled came to your place, cleaned it and made your a six course dinner Would you read my Oprah/Angela Lansbury yuri please? Hey, redsliver That was a good one I'll answer that after consulting my friends., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Is it true you can't make a decision without consulting your friends? Greenland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 What was that? Did the condom just break? I am not toasting anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 What's with the marshmellows and the stick? You'd be right about that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Daz, I was thinking about giving you a Tibetian foot massage. Hey! This is my new potbelly piglet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 You know Madlodger, your younger sister sure looks ugly... how long was she beaten with an ugly stick? It's more obscure than my fandoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 What do you think of Red's new yuri fic? It's not a spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madlodger Posted July 7, 2007 Report Share Posted July 7, 2007 Wake up, miss; congratulations, your appendix was successfully removed. That is one thing I'll be doing this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 So who's updating the orgy next? Oh, o.k.... *realizes* No, It's NOT O.k.!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted July 8, 2007 Report Share Posted July 8, 2007 So would it be okay if I asked you to hop on one foot and sing the Italian national anthem for me? They loved it last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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