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While betaing Polywolly's most excellent story, Volition, it occurred to be that this could be an amusing game to play.

SO,

If your family tree does not fork, you might be a Pure-blood.

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*blush* I feel so special... */blush* biggrin.gif

If your mother is your brother's sister and your brother is your nephew's cousin, you might be a Pure-blood.

If hemophilia is the only reason you consider marrying outside of your immediate family, you might be a Pure-blood.

If genealogists look at you and laugh, you might be a Pure-blood.

If sneaking in late from your girlfriend's house means merely crossing the hall, you might be a Pure-blood.

If helping your mother "clean out the cobwebs" does not involve a feather duster, you might be a Pure-blood.

If Lucius Malfoy will actually give you the time of day, you might be a Pure-blood.

Okay, just one more...

If your first trip to the Healer's was to have that third arm removed from your neck, you might be a Pure-blood.

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  • 3 weeks later...

if you read the incest stories on AFF and think 'amatures' you may be pure blood.

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If your family thinks the Dark Mark is a birthright . . you might be a Pure-blood.

If any member of your family has opened a bottle of butterbeer during a eulogy. . . you might be a Pure-blood.

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